“They tried to kill me!” the hat screamed in the Presidential Beast as he and Donald and the hair drove back to the White House. “He tried to kill all three of us,” the hair said. His voice was shaky and tired. “Butler, the golf course, and now this shit!” “It took a...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk "Grill me, broil me, sear me on a griddle. I have such sights to show you! MEAT SIGHTS!" "I don't care that it's black as long as it looks classy. It looks classy, right? I'm going to fuck Dick Cheney with it." My Dad Used...
“I really thought the Iran War would be more fun,” the hat said. Donald grumbled as he pissed in the ficus behind the Resolute desk. “How is that thing even still alive?” the hair asked the hat. “Iran? I dunno.” “The ficus, stupid,” the hair said. “I’m not stupid,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 78.5; Hillary, The Becoming: Episode 20
“We live, as we dream—alone…”
‘Salem’s Lot
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“They better give me a Nobel Peace Prize,” Donald grumbled. “I’ll kill anyone I have to to get you a Nobel Peace Prize!” John Bolton’s mustache growled. “They gave Krugman a Nobel Prize,” the hat said with a sneer. “Actually, Paul Krugman didn’t get a Nobel Prize, he...
“Honor is Like the Hawk: Sometimes It Must Go Hatted”
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul. -Confucius
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 73
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 72
Rubber Sheets
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Trust is the permission you give other people to hurt you.
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 68
The Balding Somniloquist
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 66
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