“They sprayed something on me!’ Ilhan said, distressed, changing her hijab. “What was it?” Sandy asked. “Does that really matter?” Rashida replied, helping Ilhan adjust her performative headwear. “I’ve had a lot of stuff sprayed on me, “ Sandy said brightly, “and some...
Barron Trump 'saved woman's life' by calling 999 as his friend was 'being attacked' during FaceTime call, court hears Donald Trump's youngest son saved the life of a woman in London by phoning the police when he witnessed her being beaten up over a video call, a court...
“But what is it, Father?” Barron asked as he circled the enormous model that dominated The Oval Office. “Greenland, Son,” Donald said. “It shall be yours once I wrest it away from the Swedes.” “Wrest,” the hat said. “Now that’s a good word.” “I told you the Word of...
Midnight in the Garden of Stupid and Evil
I have reached Dead Sea levels of saltiness today.
YAS, KWEEN!
Joemala: Episode 222
“You have to wear the hat, Vance,” Donald insisted. “It doesn’t fit my head,” J. D. said. “He doesn’t want to wear the hat?” the hair asked. “This is bullshit. I have to wear the hat. You jam that damn thing on top of me all the time.” “Don’t put me on him,” VEEP hat...
Götterdroolerung
filled with terrible purpose
Clean. Very clean.
As Above, So Below
You treat me like a dog / Get me down on my knees
One Bad Night (Episode 220)
Sometimes I think I could…
Issue #1 of the thrilling new series by our house pervert!
Like Dolomite
now kith
How could I refuse a favor or two?
Maybe we are all deep fakes.
I live among the creatures of the night.
The Change Winds do blow…
kissing baboons in the jungle
“What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end.”
Recognize your age