Its been a while. What have you been up to? What not interested? Listen, I’m just trying to have a conversation here. No need to get worked up. I’m not the one too embarrassed to go the the ER because a vibrator stuck in my ass. Just hold still while I figure out how...
You guys, again?
Jesus tap dancing Christ. Yesterday was squat day. I took the load on my back and went down all the way like always. All in a day’s work. Then when I really start to get my blood going on the elliptical, both my hips cramp up. Getting old is fucking ridiculous. Does...
Good evening you cock tease.
Oh sure, schedule for 1900. What if I have a client at 1900? Oh hey, what going on boys? Business is booming since they started telling college students to wear masks while they’re gettin it on! Here’s one from Krugabe without the NYT paywall. As the U.S. economy...
Its too late, the sun is out.
Hey Spud! It looks like they’re closing down a bunch of Steak and Shakes. You’ll have to find a new place. It doesn’t have to be classy, but it does help. Once again, I have brought you chicanery without having to give NYTimes a click! Last week, the Bureau of...
I don’t understand, how am I’m the only one still open for business around here?
Before I begin, I want to express my codomlences for #5 Bob and his Russian Kia. If you hadnt donated to the GoFundMe, and wish to do so click here. I myself sent $20, but be careful with that because Drake used it to wipe blood of his his ass with it after I pegged...
Amado mio, love me forever -- And let forever, begin tonight -- Amado mio, when we?re together -- I'm in a dream world, of sweat delight..... What? Here's today's piece of insanity. A decade ago, the world was living in the aftermath of the worst economic crisis since...