The hair heard a giggle tinged with mania and the soft rustle of the hat masturbating under the desk...
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The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Uncle Joe
“Pussies are bullshit,” Uncle Joe whispered into the child’s hair. Her mouth opened and a wailing...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 141
Words appeared on the screen as Donald slowly typed: THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON December 17, 2019 The...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 140
“Impeachment!” Donald bellowed from the Presidential Shitter. He flushed the toilet again and groaned and...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Hillary and Huma
Huma lay across Hillary and sighed as her lover rippled and writhed with transformations under her....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 139
“Mr. President! Mr. President!” the reporter called. “You’ll have to speak up!” Donald replied. “MR....
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Bernie and Sandy
“Your breasts are a common good,” Bernie said, never breaking eye contact with her chest. It was two...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 138
“Beto is out! He’s out of the primary race!” the hat crowed. He farted with manic glee. “Who?” Donald...
The Hat and The Hair-Animated Episode 22: The Gay Blade
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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 137
“Nothing is ever good enough for these fuckers, you know?” the hat asked the hair. “Hmm,” the hair...