Cracky! | Glibertarians

THE RESISTANCE: Episode 1

“Where will we go?” Hunter asked his only friend. “My father’s huge mansion? The underground jizz fountain I...

In the forced roar of the crowd, the incessant demands of the APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE signs blinking, Hunter...

7pm “What do you mean you can’t make it better than that?” Kamala asked with flat scavenger calm. “We may...

“Was that idiot cross-eyed?” Dark Cracky asked. “How do you miss at that range?” “I know, I know,” Hunter...

“So, so, so can I d-drone him or not?” Joe asked, the flies around his gaping mouth going in and out, trying...

“Cracky isn’t real!” Dr. Biden screamed. Hunter, suspended from the ceiling, let out an agonized howl....

“I don’t know why I’m driving,” Donald said. “I never drive myself. And why am I driving a Subaru? It’s made...

“Fucking Hamas,” Hunter groused. “I can’t believe those monsters are doing this.” Cracky murmured calming...

I am so excited; I feel like I’m exploding inside. It’s my first Thanksgiving with my best friend Hunter and...

“It was cocaine, not crack,” Hunter insisted, Cracky perched on his shoulder like a flaky parrot. “I...