“You’re sweeping the primaries, Mr. President,” Karine said excitedly, only a little drunk. “I-I-I...
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Joemala: Episode 210
“And I’m supposed to be Dark Brandon?” Joe asked, his eyes unshining red and hands shaking. “Yes, it’s...
Joemala: Episode 209
“Is François Mitterrand in The Oval Office with us right now, Grandpa?” Finnegan asked gently. “I met...
Joemala: Episode 208
“The college kids are now mad about Yemen,” Kamala said to Karine. “What’s a Yemen?” Joe asked....
Joemala: Episode 207
“Joe, I want to tell you something,” Kamala said, climbing onto his desk to sit with a settling whomp....
Joemala: Episode 206
“Whatever,” Hunter said. “I mean, at this point, who hasn’t had anal in the Senate? Have you seen...
Joemala: Episode 205
“They've indicted my son,” Joe said. “My son.” His eyes filled with thick tears that spilled over his...
Joemala: Episode 204
“I-I-I worry about the robots,” Joe said. “Robots?” Finnegan asked, wiping off his chin. “There aren’t...
Joemala: Episode 203
“MCCARTNEY!” Fetterlump cried as he burst into The Oval Office. He stood, hunched, underbite jutting,...
Joemala: Episode 201
“BOOBERT!” Fetterlump cried into the night. “BOOOOOBERT!” “You should never have shown him that video!”...