“The Russians were supposed to shoot the drone down, Z,” Hunter purred into his satellite phone. “I...

  “Grandpa, were you in the war?” the small boy asked as he pulled himself into his lap. “In a way,...

  “C’mon, John,” Lump whispered, “You need to snap out of this.” “Gorkagurka,” John said into his My...

  “Moist,” Joe muttered to himself. “Moist, moist, moist, moist.” Finnegan lay across the Oval Office...

  “UFOs!” Joe said, his hair mussed in frustration. “They’re back! The fucking aliens are back!” “Please...

  “Get me a balloon, Daddy! I want a balloon!” Joe looks down at his small son, a motherless 7-year-old...

  “Speaker, attend me and learn truth,” the scarred cleric said to Nancy, his voice like brittle...

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  “This is a good burger, ketchup,” Joe mumbled, food falling out of his mouth onto his tie, plate and...

  “I with the new,” Joe said haltingly, “no flame comes out and black kids will touch my leg hair. I...