“I always knew we’d win,” the hat said smugly. “No, you didn’t,” the hair said. “I believed,” the hat said,...
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“I always knew we’d win,” the hat said smugly. “No, you didn’t,” the hair said. “I believed,” the hat said,...
It's that time of year again when we, like the networks, can run an old episode and call it a 'Special' and a...
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“Fucking Joe Biden” Kamala said with withering disgust. “We had fucking Puerto Ricans all sewn up!” “W-w-we...
“Maybe just meet her, maybe she’s a really nice girl,” Donald said. “Father, please no,” Barron said,...
This is the one that has become our annual Christmas Special. The Hat prays to Baby Jesusclaws to overturn...
“I still smell like french fries,” the hair muttered. “I like how you smell,” the hat said. “Delicious, you...
We are nearing the end of Trump's first term, or as Historians will mark it, the end of of the first season...
“I’m worried about the polls,” Kamala said quietly, her words drowned, bloated, blue in the hiss and whoosh...
Trump got COVID and kind of sort of started to not be cucked by Fauci, but it was too little to late for...