Note: This is a revised version of last year's story. I fixed a few typos and added some updated references....
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Note: This is a revised version of last year's story. I fixed a few typos and added some updated references....
In Biden's America Santa is banned from giving out coal! That's why kids are all brats these days. I have...
“Whatever,” Hunter said. “I mean, at this point, who hasn’t had anal in the Senate? Have you seen...
“They've indicted my son,” Joe said. “My son.” His eyes filled with thick tears that spilled over his...
“Fucking Hamas,” Hunter groused. “I can’t believe those monsters are doing this.” Cracky murmured calming...
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“Penny for your thoughts,” the hair said dreamily as it massaged Donald’s head with his feathery...
Time for the yearly feeding of the orphans, lest they lose their strength and can no longer work in the...
I am so excited; I feel like I’m exploding inside. It’s my first Thanksgiving with my best friend Hunter and...
“It was cocaine, not crack,” Hunter insisted, Cracky perched on his shoulder like a flaky parrot. “I...