“WHERE’S NANCY!” Joe screamed. He slammed his hammer down on the Resolute desk and a can of Diet Coke...
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“WHERE’S NANCY!” Joe screamed. He slammed his hammer down on the Resolute desk and a can of Diet Coke...
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“Do we even want to have a nuclear war?” Vlad asked Joe over the red emergency telephone. “It...
“I love you, John,” Lump whispered. “I… know…” John said, unwrapping another string cheese and feeding...
I don't really feel those 'emotion' things. So I get very confused by people spewing hatred for things, or...
“I’ve always felt like a Puerto Rican,” Joe mumbled. “Dancing street gangs, switchblades, really loud...
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“The pandemic is over,” Joe said sadly. “I know, Mr. President,” Karine said. “But you weren’t...
“Hello. My name is Joe Biden. I am standing here on land stolen from the Nacho Truck peoples.” “Cut!...
“And the war is going well?” Joe asked. “Very well, sir,” Karine said. “Gas prices in Europe should...