“I’m running for President!” Joe said, triumph rattling like phlegm in his chest. “We know, Grandpa,”...

  “You look terrible, Dianne,” Joe said. “Realy, truly terrible.” Feinstein blinked her eyes rapidly at...

  “Mr. President, please, your hand is shaking again,” the photographer said. They would sedate him...

  “The eers, they look all funny,” Gisele whined. “He had the biggie ears. And his heed is all pointy...

  “Do I look like me?” Joe asked suddenly. Finnegan thought he had fallen asleep in a sunbeam. “Do you...

  “The Russians were supposed to shoot the drone down, Z,” Hunter purred into his satellite phone. “I...

  “Grandpa, were you in the war?” the small boy asked as he pulled himself into his lap. “In a way,...