“I’m gonna be President!” Kamala sang as she lumbered around the office in a grotesque parody of human...

  The lights and sounds and press of people hit Joe like a mail truck. “Barry is here? Barry?” he asked...

  “I’ll hit him with a left, he won’t see that coming, and then an uppercut with the right!” Joe said,...

  “This feels wrong,” she said to the lump of slack flesh and veins in the bed next to her. “It’s for...

  “Do you think I’d make a pretty First Lady?” Joe asked. Jen and Finnegan looked at each other, mildly...

It had been a rough day. They were all rough days, but today particularly so. She took a drag from the...

  “Is it OK to come in?” Finnegan asked from the doorway, a hand clamped tightly over her eyes. “Come...

“You n-n-need to tell me how to deal with Putin,” Joe said. He was close enough to Donald to feel his Florida...