“Gotta call one night, woman said to me, obviously not the same persuasion as I was politically,...

  "Merry Groundhog Day!" Joe shouted as he crawled from his isolation chamber. He had been saying this...

  “I just want to see her,” Jennifer said, writhing in her chair, grinding her pendulous labia against...

  “I can’t believe it’s been a whole year,” Finnegan said reaching down Joe’s back and cleaning his anus...

  Joe awoke in the hyperbaric chamber, the pure oxygen flooding his veins with fire, unused parts of his...

  “And we’re finished upgrading the defensive perimeter around the White House itself. Mr. President, we...