“Will no one rid me of this troublesome Thomas Massie?” Donald asked, brow-weary. “He’s never respected...

“I want to tweet,” Donald grumbled. “OK,” the hat said, “Call the Social Media Coordinator.” “I don’t they...

“I’m just happy to be here,” Dark MAGA hat said.  “No, get rid of it, no, no,” the hat said. “I like...

“I attack with my bow,” Donald said. “You don’t have a bow,” Elon explained again, gathering his Dungeon...

“Father! Father!” Barron cried out in his sleep from his bed in the White House Residence. “I need my...

“Jesus, so fucking much clean-up,” the hat said as he surveyed the ruins of The Oval Office. “Smells like...

“So, I do get to come to the Inauguration, right?” Elon asked. “Of course you do,” Donald said effusively....

“You will rule Britain with an iron fist, my son,” Trump said. “They will be a vassal state. You will cleanse...

“Muh Pooh Bear,” the hat moaned. “He’s not coming,” the hair said. “I know!’ the hat said. “I just wanted to...