“Oh, Canada,” the hat sighed. “Stop, just stop,” the hair said. “Land of the unfree, home of the unbrave,”...

“Yes, Father,” Barron said. “I will eat of the bird and the tuber, the gooey starch and the flood berry, yea,...

“100% percent he did it,” the hair said, watching Joe nervously running the zipper on his fleece up and down....

“I always knew we’d win,” the hat said smugly. “No, you didn’t,” the hair said. “I believed,” the hat said,...