LOS ANGELES - "Now that much of their already small habitat has been destroyed by wildfires, we are stepping...
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NSA Starts Dating Service
FORT MEADE - The National Security Agency has recently launched an online dating service. The initiative came...
Lady Gaga Returns to Her Home Planet
In a beet field on the outskirts of Freehold, Iowa, thousands of well-wishers have gathered to bid farewell...
Homeless, Senile Man Mistaken for Senator
WASHINGTON DC - A shabby, disheveled vagrant was escorted from a closed door-intelligence briefing at the...
Fire Traced to Candlelight Vigil for Victims of Last Fire
LOS ANGELES - Tragedy has struck the Golden State once more with a deadly blaze which killed more than a...
The Woke Song
CHORUSThey was a woke, woke wokester from Wokistan,Wokistan,Wokistan!They was a woke, woke wokester from...
Military Struggles to Recruit People With Normal Testosterone Levels
WASHINGTON DC - "While the Blue-to-Pink program has been a resounding success in retaining transgender...
Americans Unsure If CEO Murder Bad
NEW YORK - "I've never any seen anything quite like it, not even during the height of Laurel/Yanny...
NJ Hires Moon Nazis to Fight Drones
TRENTON - "Drastic times call for drastic measures", explained Governor Phil Murphy at a press conference...
Poor Choices All the Way Down
Beer drinkers are simply fat asses that like college football. Its science. This is my review of Nost Brewing...