I gotta admit I was a bit disappointed with the way some of you interpreted Part One, not surprised or...
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Hey Buddy, Stop doing that!
The Powers That Be have been begging me to submit some content (at least that's how I take the repeated...
Biden Challenges Coronavirus to Push-Up Contest
DOVER, DE – At a rally attended by several people, Presidential hopeful Joe Biden promised that if elected,...
Space Force Moffs Deny Rumors of Death Star Cost Overruns
WASHINGTON DC - In an open session of the Armed Services Committee today, senators grilled Space Force moffs...
Newman’s Own to Change Name, Logo to Huey Newton
SAN FRANCISCO - The change was announced yesterday on the company's Twitter account. Originally named for its...
Mostly Stationary Bricks Thrown at Mostly Peaceful Protest
MINNEAPOLIS - The streets were mostly calm in this mostly not burned down city for the first time since the...
Rwanda Offers US Advice On How to Have More Sectarian Violence
KIGALI - "We have watched your little scuffles, and you guys have some serious work to do," said Joseph...
The importance of knowing you might be wrong
In these trying times the world is now more polarized than ever1. People are angry, political division is...
SPLC Warns of Dangerous Right-Wing Manifesto Known as ‘US Constitution’
ATLANTA - At a press conference, SPLC spokeswoman Joanna Gambolputty warned of the dangerous new document...
Happiest American is Blind, Deaf
BOISE - "I've always seen it as a blessing in disguise, now more than ever," said Everett Bingham, who was...