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IFLA: The “Almost There” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 26
The alignment responsible for the panic is breaking up. However it adds the Earth for this week adding the...
IFLA” The “Yeah, It’s Me” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 19
I do not like April 19th. I was in my Organic II lecture when someone came in and asked all the National...
IFLA: the “Maybe it’s Me?” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 12
I am beginning to become worried about the lack of activity in the skies. The occasional week or two is to be...
IFLA: The “Unusually Precise” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of April 5
This week like last, doesn't really have terribly good (as in definitive) celestial alignments, but there are...
IFLA: The If You Squint Real Hard” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 29
The news isn't really in where the stars are, but how they're moving. Having said that, If I had a paying...
IFLA: The “Predictions Were Made” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 22
I made predictions and I stand by them. I say that since there's very little new news in the sky. The only...
IFLA the “Predictive Postdictions” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 15
"Court Astrologer," "Yes, M'lud?" "Why did you not warn me of this plague?" "Plague, M'lud?" "Yes, you...
IFLA: The “Almost Normal” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 8
The good news: MERCURY RETROGRADE is almost over. The bad news: the fucker has one nasty last trick to...
IFLA: The “This is Quite Enough Thanks” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of March 1
Remember how I mentioned that MERCURY RETROGRADE in Pisces was particularly bad? Yeah, I've been feeling...