“Why are we doing this?” the hair asked. “Because Donald asked us to,” the hat replied. They...

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  “Why would you make me go to a country that has so few McDonald’s locations?” Donald moaned, leaning...

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“Nah, see, you aint’s understandin’ my plan,” the hat said rapidly. “Why are you talking like that?” the hair...

  “Is Sarah really not going to give any more White House press briefings?” the hair asked. “I’ve...