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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 47
“Coats! Comey! Sessions! They are all against me!” Donald screamed in the Oval Office. He picked up a bust of...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 46
“COVFEFE?!?” the hair screamed incredulously, “What in the hell are you doing?” The hat looked up from the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 45
“IMPEACHMENT!” Donald roared, “They’ll never fucking impeach me! I won’t fucking allow it.” He lurched about...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 44
“COMEY!” the hat screamed, “YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” His deranged laughter pealed through the staff party like a...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 43
“First 100 Days! Woo!” the hair said in the pre-morning dark of the White House storage vault. The hat didn’t...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 42 – THE DEEP STATE V: Fight to the Finish
“What are Trump’s plans? “Who were Trump’s contacts in the Russian government?” “Who hacked Podesta?” “Deep...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 41 – THE DEEP STATE: Deep Four, Deep Furious
Agent DEEP COVER closed the door behind her with a soft click and approached the toupee vault in stockinged...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 40 – THE DEEP STATE 3: The Revenge of the Last Force
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TWEET?!?” the hair demanded as the ponderous door of the White House toupee vault...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 39 – THE DEEP STATE 2: Deeper. State-ier. The-ier.
The wizened Grand Vizier of THE DEEP STATE brooded over his breakroom coffee and stale Danish, casting...