“It’s nice to have Melania back,” Donald said. He leaned over and squirted a blob of Coconut Cream Extreme...

  “Meet you all the way! Roseanne, uh yeah, uh yeah,” Donald sang loudly. “Uh, Donald,” the hair said....

  “ARE YOU A SPY?” Donald screamed, throttling the hair. “Donald,” the hair said. “ARE YOU?” “Donald!”...

  “I told you we couldn’t trust that goddamn fedora!” John Bolton’s mustache bellowed, his follicles...

Donald Trump does 1 thing at least 20 times a day “This is just stupid. Just fake news. CNN fake news. I...

  The air in the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels had been stale and muggy and Rudy pulled out his compact to check...

  Trump doctor Harold Bornstein says bodyguard, lawyer 'raided' his office, took medical files  ...

  John Bolton’s mustache undulated menacingly. “I thought I’d find you faggots in here!” he said. John...

“Goddamn, I just love bombing motherfuckers!” the hat crowed. “Who can we bomb next, huh? Who? Iran? Some...