“He’s not going to take me to the UN?!?” the hat screeched. “You’ve got to get me back in the game!”...

  “C’mon, man. Help me out,” the hat croaked. “No, this is for you own good,” the hair said. “OK, OK… No...

“We can’t get rid of Steve!’ the hat wailed. “No, he’s got to go. He’s the leaker. He’s been leaking,” the...

“Can’t you just play golf, Donald?” the hair asked quietly. “Oh, shut up,” the hat replied. “Let him do what...

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“I can’t have all this infighting among my staff,” Donald told the three men. The hat sniggered knowingly and...

  “Loyalty!” Donald howled. “Why are we outside?” the hat asked. “He wanted to go for a walk in The Rose...

  “Get out, Sean!” the hat screamed from under the desk. “Get out, get out, get out!” “We are going to...

  “You released the emails?!?” Donald roared, beating on the door of the Special Presidential Shitter...

"Are you nervous about seeing Vlad again?" the hair asked. "No," Donald replied waspishly. "Hashtag Fakenews....