“You can’t let them send me away, Joe,” Major said. “I am trying to keep you safe.” “They said...

“I haven’t MADE THE NEWS in over a week!” Kamala squawked. Her adenoidal voice seemed to go up to the heights...

  “I’m tired of-of-of having this conversation with you, Andrew,” Joe said, his reprimanding stare fixed...

“I miss my dogs,” Joe said, slumped down in his office chair. He held back a cough and a little more pee...

Finnegan jabbed Joe in the slack skin of his upper arm. “What’s this one for, for?” he asked. “The Johnson...

Joe hunched over his oatmeal, a working breakfast in the Oval Office, one arm around the bowl protectively,...

  “It’s time to go, Grandpa,” Finnegan said. “Go? Go where? I want to take a nap,” Joe said. “The...