“It’s starting,” the hat said grimly. “What’s starting?” the hair asked. He was drying on a towel hook in the...

  “I will never concede,” Donald said from under his desk. “I will never give up this Office or this...

  “I knew they would steal it from me,” Donald fumed. “I knew it.” “They are still counting the votes,...

  “You have to prepare for the debate, Donald,” the hair said. “What prepare? I don’t need to prepare....

  “What’s so wrong with kissing a man?” Donald asked. “I was at a rally, I’m immune to the China Virus...

  “I knew I was stronger than this, that I could beat this, that no China Virus could take me out,”...

  “Where are they?” the hair asked fretfully. “How should I know?” the hat snapped. “They’ve always been...

“‘Clown!’” Donald said. “He called me a ‘clown!’” Donald kicked off his huge floppy shoes and dropped his red...

  “But why now?” Huma asked. “Grandmother has been dead for months.” “It’s a trap and Donald stumbled...