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The Hat and The Hair: Episode 159
The hat let out a chuckle that filled the Oval Office with a miasma of malicious glee. “What?” the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 158
“They will not cancel my rally,” Donald said. “I will not allow them to cancel my rally!” Pointing at the...
The Hat and The Hair Extended Universe: Chuck and Nancy
“I felsh powaful!” Nancy proclaimed through her lisp and frozen facial muscles and useless mask. “Like the...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 157
Scenes from Le charme discret du magnat de l'immobilier “And I thought sheltering in place in the Oval Office...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Confessions of a Mask
“I will keep you safe, Joe,” the mask whispered into Joe’s ear as they walked on perfectly manicured...
The Hat and The Hair Expanded Universe: Building a Better Biden
“We must do it and do it soon!” Hillary slammed her fist on the table, causing pencils, pens, phones...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 156
“I’m not fat, I’m not fat, I’m the healthiest man alive,” Donald said, nude, on top of his desk,...
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 155
Hope moved through the hallways of the White House sinuously, touching no one, letting no one touch her....
The Hat and The Hair: Episode 154
“You cannot tweet a recipe for Bleach Soufflé!” the hair yelled. He was squatting over the...