My favorite poet of all time was Don Marquis, who once observed, “If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; But if you really make them think, they’ll hate you.” I have nothing I can add to that.

Birthdays today include Mr. Eppur Si Muove; the guy who found the key; some chick who made tokens for the Baltimore subway; Bertie Russell’s pardner; the only one and true Joker; a guy who helped us get rid of the piece of shit Carter (but enabled the piece of shit Reagan); a cartoonist who really ought to be better known; and another one who showed us that life really is Hell- and was quite good before he got famous. A side note: wikipedia is now hyphenating every American of note with their ethnicity, which is repulsive.

Yes, news.

 

I am now understanding the lure of veganism much, much better.

 

OK, this is stupid, but still fun.

 

Creators of drama are shocked that there’s drama.

 

“Crime piñatas.” Well, it is a nice turn of phrase.

 

And you wondered why we moved to Arizona.

 

“What’s Aleppo?”

 

In case you thought baseball hat swastika outrage was Peak Stupid.

 

Old Guy Music is a mix of music and animation, with a fabulous combination of Cab Calloway and the Fleischer brothers. This is… amazing. An absolute masterpiece of music and animation, with shit you can’t do any more. Cocaine, ghost electrocutions, nursing cats.