I, for one, am happy that we live in this, the greatest of all possible timelines. Once I embraced the fact that Utopia was impossible, this meh-topia we live in, with its moments of sheer ridicularity (I guess that’s not a real word, so call it a portmanteau) is the greatest. I thank SugarFree for dreaming it into existence. Trump as the destroyer of the 20th century American political order is just too wonderful. I don’t have high hopes for how the pieces will fall out, but I’ll enjoy watching the world burn.

Speaking of ridicularity, this person rode into Chiefs history. And also the KC (I’m assuming MO) jail.

Trump’s consigliere calls for Pelosi’s resignation.

Vox calls Trump racist for giving El Rushbo (also accused of being a racist) the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Sloopy, who I can only assume misread the word racist in the attack on Limbaugh for a different word, put forth that someone should point out the same honor was given to Bill Cosby. Racist, Sloopy. With a ‘c’.

“I think that this situation really requires a stupid and futile gesture be done on somebody’s part” — House Dems, also Otter from Animal House.