Happy Thursday, y’all. My kid is still sick, so its not exactly “happy”, because while it is good that he is on the mend and not as sick as yesterday, that means that he’s bored with lying around and watching movies. Bored little boys are not great for productivity. So far he has not destroyed anything, so we’ll count it a win.
Coronavirus generates $8.3B in government cheese.
Lesbians up in arms about Turkish “migrants.” Make your own anal joke.
I’m sad that the space shuttle Endeavour is retired. I can’t make an “Endeavor to persevere” joke about the new Mars rover.
I was sad to learn that Burnt Orange Heresy has nothing to do with claiming University of Texas football has become mediocre.
Sort of SugarFree Dem Deathwatch
Warren’s not worth posting the giant graphic again. She could have got a dignified X if she had dropped out yesterday, but no, she’s got to play Big Woman, rolling her own tampons and kickstarting her vibrator.
But here’s a delicious little link for you. The wailing. The tears.
The Anguish of Clinton-Warren Supporters
Anguish, people. ANGUISH!
wassup ?
We fixed a confusing problem that had been bugging us since friday.
Paul, the only senator to vote against the bill, had put forward the only amendment to the legislation. Paul’s amendment sought to offset the costs of the coronavirus spending by cutting funding for certain international programs.
“I support our government’s efforts to fight the coronavirus,” Paul said in a statement earlier Thursday. “We also owe it to the American people to do it in a way that avoids piling billions more in debt on their backs.”
This guy.
RAND PAUL WANTS YOU TO DIE
Rand is being fiscally irresponsible. Old people dying of coronovirus will save Social Security $100 billion.
^^^This guy gets it.
You mean ‘responsible’, right?
He at least gestures toward fiscal responsibility. I can’t think of another Republican senator doing that much.
Doubtless there will be people calling for his neighbor to attack him again over this.
I agree with him. Saving people from Coronavirus is worth $6 billion. tops.
It is a huge price tag considering all the infrastructure already in place. Also, there is plenty of BS funding elsewhere that could be reallocated for this purpose. It takes some elephant size balls to make a move like this, and I support him in it.
You could have had Tulsi instead of a shrieking harpy and maybe had a chance.
And what it is with the Indian women and leftist politics these days? Is it just me or are they over-represented?
Too bad she was brownlisted by her party after she destroyed Kamala Harris.
And what it is with the Indian women and leftist politics these days? Is it just me or are they over-represented?
*dons tin-foil hat*
They’re being recruited so the leftists will have people intersectionally-positioned to criticize Nikki Haley when she runs for president.
I think we will see Haley run and eviscerate the competition. Our first female ‘minority’ LOL president
And that’s why the Democrats will never, ever reflect your preferences. If you’ll vote for any set of hair plugs or hobo-hair goofball with a D next to their name, why should they deviate from their preferred candidate for you?
There certainly are some high profile ones, yes
“what it is with the Indian women and leftist politics these days?”
They are relative experts on caste systems.
They’d prefer two women hate-scissoring on stage?
Hawt.
I am really disappointed with the video.
Most of these women say they’ll vote in November for any Democratic candidate against Donald Trump. But many of them haven’t forgotten how Bernie Sanders delayed his endorsement of Clinton in 2016.
How dare that evil mean misogynist withold an endorsement of Herself. She was the most Qualified Person to ever live.
“Film at 11.”
Where’s a good site to find extra magazines?
https://www.pch.com/
My first thought, too.
Playboy?
Here?
Cheaper than dirt if you are looking for gun mags.
+1
On the chance you are talking about guns, try Palmetto State Armory.
:SIGH: i thought you gun nuts would jump at the opportunity to be helpful rather than snarky.
Where is a good site to find pistol magazines?
https://gunmagwarehouse.com/
or
https://www.cdnnsports.com/
Both are great to order from.
Thanks! Ordered a couple from CDNN. Excellent price.
Nice cdnn has some good prices.
I thought you gun nuts would jump at the opportunity to be helpful rather than snarky.
Really?
I thought he understood us.
I was surprised no one suggested his dentist’s office.
I would have been snarky too.
That’s a snarky thing to say.
https://www.magazines.com/magazines/mens/weaponry.html
Heh heh he said nuts
Hottake Thursday: She Was Too Smart For This World
There she goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Jesus! These people are rally, really desperate for a modern day Mussolini to come save them, aren’t they.
Where’s my Democratic Underground trigger warning?
It was put in the drawer with the microaggressions.
You couldn’t bother to hover over the link?
(Or, if you’re on a phone or table, hold down on the link?)
Second, Warren, like HRC in 2016, is and was, victimized by her incredible competence, and grasp of the issues.
Nothing says incredible competence, and grasp of issues like constantly talking about how many selfies you’ve taken with people.
Or having your dog attend rallies in your place.
You know who else had a dog….?
Putin?
Konni (Russian: Ко́нни, 3 January 1999 – 22 February 2014), full name Connie Leod Paulgrave[2] (Ко́нни По́лгрейв), also known as Connie, was a female black Labrador Retriever
She knew too much i see…
“…genius level intelligence…”….hahahahaha…aaaaaaa….hahahahahaha…
Plans like those for her acquisition of the nomination and then the presidency? Competency such as she displayed in successfully executing those plans?
So yummy, so delicious.
victimized by her incredible competence
Imagine the oxygen deprivation required to write that with a straight face.
She was a victim of the Democratic base. Got it.
We were never going to be worthy. If only she had dialled down her magnificence just a bit.
Have we learned nothing since HRC?
/DU
Maybe some people don’t believe in top down planning.
First laugh today.
Agreed. Kudos Brett. That was excellent.
Too funny for me. Everything below the line is SF.
You still get credit for having the good sense to include it.
Indeed.
So really you’re saying you don’t want to support Bernie, despite him hitting all the policy proposals, because he doesn’t have a Vagina. Interesting. There certainly is a lot of sexisim at play here.
letting the women who believe in him come with him
LOLOL…
So she’s a fan of his erotic fiction as well
I just finished listening to the latest Jock Willink podcast. He has a survivor of Auschwitz on as his guest. It’s about as heart-rending as you would expect.
One thing that stood out; how gradually the Jews were evicted from society throughout Europe. Step by step, the state limited their access not only to the levers of power, but also encroached on their rights. The populace was encouraged to abuse them while authorities ignored it. Each slice of the salami was so small that nobody really rose up in rebellion. And, by the time they were being loaded into cattle cars, it was too late.
The other thing that stood out; the camps depended on the cooperation of the victims to operate. If the inhabitants had all gone on strike simultaneously and refused to work, the Germans would have had no choice but to divert entire armies to exterminating the inmates.
Adding to my anguish, I see so many parallels between the modern Green movement and the Nazis of old. And right now everyone is confident that they won’t actually act on their rhetoric… except that they are.
Anyway, I expect all who listen to it will be moved to tears.
I’ve listened to Jocko as a guest a couple times. How are his podcasts?
You were a guest on his show?
If this is a serious question, if you listen to one of his podcasts you will know what to expect from all the others. He is a very consistent person. He has lots of questions for his guests. Asks military and ethical questions (if appropriate for the guest) and gives his guests all the time they need to respond. You might say he is the opposite of Nick Gillespie as an interviewer.
Not that I’m a mind-reader, but I think Tundra is saying he’s heard Jocko as “a guest” on other people’s podcasts (maybe Andy Stumpf’s?) and is asking how he is running a show on his own as a host. Which you seem to have answered.
Yes. Thanks to both to you.
those MW generation targets in Virginia’s Clean Economy Act are batshit insane.
And thank you, tarran. 10 minutes in I can tell I’m gonna have to save this one for a quieter time. Damn.
LOL Virginia, you crazy.
I hope the neighboring states cut off electricity transmission to Virginia.
(And California.)
I know it’s never going to happen, but after a legislature goes crazy like this, I’d love to see them voted out and the first act of the new crop be a single bill “All changes implemented during the last legislative session are revoked, and the laws and regulations are to return to the state they were on X” with the date being before the crazy pack entered.
What kind of Majority did VA dems get that they are able to get through this stuff without any Dems in the legislature breaking away?
That would be the “vote in lockstep or we will shank you in the next election” type of majority.
there are moderate Dems but they’re caving. i assume the implied threat is they’ll be primaried by someone crazy if they don’t go along.
+2 in the Senate and +10 in the House. In other words, Scruffy is absolutely right about this being a lockstep movement.
…and the Governor.
Nice read, thanks.
Which wicked witch is which?
Hillary EAST (house crushed her)
Warren WEST (melted by monoxide dihydrate)
I always preferred Glinda, witch of the North.
Glinda
She was a good witch.
The actual witches of the east and west might be fun to party with. I would rather have my teeth drilled than party with Hillary and Liz.
You like getting pegged with a broom, do ya?
“Heh heh heh heh. Take THAT my pretty!”
“And while you’re up, sweep the floor!”
Italy’s numbers don’t look good.
That’s over a 4% mortality rate.
God damn it. That was meant to be standalone…I wonder if I can fix that.
The real morality rate is probably much lower, but… A lot of people seem to get sick enough to need hospitalization and serious care. Once the hospitals are full and the staff is sick, the 10% or 15% who get seriously ill then recover – aren’t going to recover.
“The real morality rate …”
Jokes on you – I’m already immoral
Then nothing to fear but death itself.
Yeah but the mortality rate is extremely low among young, sexy people who matter.
I’m 0 for 3 on that one.
Crap
Second, Warren, like HRC in 2016, is and was, victimized by her incredible competence, and grasp of the issues.
Indubitably so.
“This is why we’re doomed.”
Lol
People are still getting on cruise ships?
Princess Cruises confirmed on Thursday morning that “fewer than 100 guests and crew” of the Grand Princess have been identified for COVID-19 testing after some began experiencing “influenza-like illness symptoms.”
The Grand Princess, which was returning to San Francisco from a voyage to Hawaii, is currently being held offshore following reports of the ship’s connection to a cluster of coronavirus outbreaks in California.
Too bad the Pacific Princess was scrapped several years ago.
This week on The Love Boat: Despite Doc’s best efforts, coronavirus spreads through the crew; Gopher dies; Captain Stubing refuses to leave his cabin for any reason.
I’d watch that.
Flashback to the days of one TV in the house that picked up three channels. Then being out voted having to watch the fucking Love Boat.
You didn’t want to see Charo?
Coochi coochi coo!
❤ The Love Boat
According to Sloopy, she has an excellent recipe for beans.
Guess star Robert Conrad tosses sick people over the side of the boat.
Another guest star
I don’t know why this made me laugh as hard as it did, but kudos for that one!
Maybe it’s because it reminds me of the Battle of the Network Stars when Conrad was talking shit to Gabe Kaplan before Mr Kotter smoked him in the 100 meters.
“Battle of the Network Stars”
Six year old me remembers Lynda Carter’s swimsuit
vividly
Let me help you out.
Oh yes. Lynda Carter was a total knockout.
There are a ton of YT clips from those shows and they’re rather hilarious to watch today, particularly a chain-smoking Telly Savalas standing around the track in a jogging suit. A window to a very different world.
Conrad versus Lou Ferrigno – my favorite moment in the battle.
That made me giggle too.
The Love Boat becomes Ghost Ship. I would pay to see that.
What about Julie? Does she have a series of flings figuring that if she’s going to die she might as well go out with a bang?
Now you know the reason Capt. Stubing won’t leave his cabin.
He’ll be in his bunk.
Returning from Hawaii? Not good.
Did a memo go out about Warren’s “Competence”?
America Punished Elizabeth Warren for Her Competence
Journolist never went away, it just hid itself better.
Old Weigels never die…..
I wish I could remember now which Reason writer scoffed at the notion that JounoList’s existence was an indication of message coordination in the media on a massive scale. It was an early-warning indicator that the place was going downhill.
I find it amusing that the linked article uses a brief story about two women who supported other candidates, and apparently really dislike Warren, as a springboard into yet another tedious lecture about supposed misogyny. They were self-loathing females, I take it?
Also, didn’t Hillary Clinton literally just win the democratic nomination and the popular vote 4 years ago despite rolling a natural 3 for charisma?
Yes, and still got a three after the free reroll
I wish I could remember now which Reason writer scoffed at the notion that JounoList’s existence was an indication of message coordination in the media on a massive scale. It was an early-warning indicator that the place was going downhill.
The absolute most Bottom line for any Reason Writer (and probably what drove me the most insane) was their undying loyalty to protect any other journalist. See also: their treatment of the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker episode.
-1 Jacket
That was supremely pathetic.
Oh dear god yes – for a while it seemed like every day yielded a new HnR post about the horrors of the Hogan/Gawker case and how it meant freedom of the press no longer existed and how bad a guy Thiel was for bankrolling Hogan’s lawsuit.
The campaigns of those who deviate from the traditional model of the American president—the campaign of anyone who is not white and Christian and male—will always carry more than their share of weight.
They do realize that they are saying that the Democratic Party is full of White Supremacists, Chauvinist, Christian Bigots…. right?
That would require thought.
And remember how they treated Condoleeza Rice.
No, you’re forgetting:
* When Republicans do bad things, it’s the Republicans who are bad.
* When Democrats do bad things, it’s America that’s bad.
When Democrats do bad things, it’s America that’s bad.
DUKE: “The lights are getting dim. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate but, still, I blame society. Society made me what I am!”
OTTO: “That’s bullshit, Duke. You’re a white suburban punk, just like me.”
DUKE: “Yeah, but it…still hurts!” begins death rattle
Bravo!
1/1024 competent.
I think she dispelled the competence myth herself when she released that hilarious health care plan.
the campaign of anyone who is not white and Christian and male
It should here be noted that Warren hits as much of this trifecta as Bernie (2 for 3). Maybe she’ll endorse him out of solidarity?
Thot Thursday is absolutely killin’ it.
http://archive.is/Io4Dw
Gotta love THOs
Twenty Fing nuove!
Make your own anal joke.
Scissor me timbers.
Oh, you said – never mind.
You can anal scissor. The balls sort of get in the way, but a couple of rubber bands can fix that.
How else would two bottoms have sex?
Things I didn’t want in my brain.
I just wasted thirty seconds thinking about that.
I hate you.
You can also back into each other until the anuses meet, but one person has to rotate 90 degrees to get the butt cheeks to fit together. This is called tetrising.
Stop it
You know, I have a high degree of spatial visualization capability.
I just mentally recreated that problem in full 3D.
Fuck you.
I saw that movie. Centipede.
I figured it out in less than thirty seconds.
“…a couple of rubber bands…”
That’s how we castrated sheep and goats down on the farm.
DON’T TRY THIS! YOUR NUTS WILL FALL OFF (eventually)!
No, no. You just tie them up and out of the way. A silk scarf or the terry cloth belt from your mother’s bathrobe would work just as well.
I don’t know, a silk scarf seems too gay
And pigs too….pretty brutal. I never did that to my animals.
He wanted you to make a joke about your own anus.
Coronavirus generates $8.3B in government cheese.
If only the CDC stuck to studying and responding to disease rather than wasting money on research on things that are outside its wheelhouse such as guns..
Guns are spreading like a plague!!!!
Proposal: Take internet away from everyone born before 1961, redistribute that internet to people born after 1961.
Argument in favor of this proposal:
How much did you order?
I didn’t read anything about it coming in 55 gallon barrels, so I’m guessing none.
Literally shaking right now
How do you add acid to water and get an alkaline?
Science, bitch
Stop questioning what the water Identifies as!
BY. SHAKING. IT.
Jesus didn’t you read my comment?!?
There’s a finite amount of internet?
I realize this is quibbling over the height of the railings on the Titanic, but how would lemon water be alkaline?
When whatever translation program behind the great firewall badly translates it.
It’s an alternative medicine thing that lemon–though acidic–alkalizes the body as part of the metabolic process. I had to look up the details myself, but it seems like poor communication, rather than willful wrongness. Lemon water, though acidic, alkalizes the urine (potential renal acid load [PRAL]).
Talking last night to a progressive friend of my who supported Warren (a dude, FWIW).
Paraphrased:
Dude: “I really liked Warren. I was sad to see she didn’t gain any traction.”
Me: “Liked her as a person, or liked her policy proposals.”
Dude: “Liked her as a person. Probably couldn’t stand to be in the same room as her.”
Yes, he knew that her own supporters feeling that way was a death-knell for a candidate.
I still can’t get over the blatant lie she told about being a normal person who enjoys having a beer.
95% of career politicians seem to be either sociopathic hedonists or psychopathic sadist… and she doesn’t seem like the hedonic type…
HR sent a memo telling us to “fist bump, elbow bump, or slight bow” instead of shaking hands.
I’m going to do a “heil” sign and call it an elbow bump.
Is Face Slapping acceptable?
Only with the back of your hand.
How about an ass slap?
I had half a mind to send a note to HR that my elbow is an erogenous zone.
In the same note suggest company sponsored square dancing as a team building event.
Fuck team-building events.
You don’t like being forced to do meaningless activities with people you don’t really care to be around?
Too much like family events.
Actually sounds a lot like a visit to the gym…
Nice hyphenating to keep you out of trouble.
Shifting the hyphen makes more entertaining event…
Many hyphens were busted at the event.
something something secret cabal of its enemies.
Uninspired == grimly and desperately keeping silent about the groping and the sniffing.
I told you this would happen. It is going to be one of the best features of this campaign, until the moment where they can’t ignore it anymore and it all comes crashing down.
…until the moment where they can’t ignore it anymore and it all comes crashing down.
What are the odds he inappropriately touches someone during the traditional town-hall debate?
Pretty good, but the legacy media will cover for him for as long as possible, until someone makes public they can’t ignore or cover up.
until someone makes public *something* they can’t…
An Open Letter to White Liberals Blaming ‘Low Information’ Black Voters for Not Cleaning Up White Folks’ Mess
I’m writing this letter, lurking outside the threshold to equality, peering through the same peephole through which we watched you enjoy 401 years of unfettered, glorious freedom while black people presented themselves as a living sacrifice, offering their necks to nooses, their skulls to batons and their children’s bodies to firebombs.
A few days ago, I was informed that some of you may have a problem with black voters who actually went to voting booths and exercised their right to vote for whomever the fuck they wanted. Apparently, anyone who didn’t vote the way outraged, left-leaning white liberals wanted must have been an uninformed heathen, a moderate or, even worse, a “centrist.”
And now your fragile brittle hearts are broken into a thousand little pieces because black people have rejected the Buddha of Birkenstock-wearers during his quest for the presidency. And, by not choosing Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden supporters are somehow ruining America.
In a piece titled “Voting for the Safe Choice Means Doom for Us All,” Earther, one of our sister sites, expressed this sentiment well:
Oh God yes, give me more.
Wait till he finds out which party has been pushing to take away guns from black people along with the vote…
tHE pArtIEs sWitChEd!!!
IKR, like before it was the Democrats keeping black kids in failing schools because they hated them, and now they keep black kids in failing schools because they love them.
To be fair, Harriot is the son of 70’s era radical Black “by any means necessary” revolutionaries. He knows that history quite well.
He’s also a dumb piece of shit honest-to-goodness racial bigot.
Two things he has in common with Coates.
“To be fair”
*narrows gaze
This just keeps getting better and better.
I’m likening the time and effort proggies put into their mental gymnastics, progjection, conflation, outright lying, etc., to the same time and effort the people in the middle east put into taking to the streets and making/waving posters of bearded dudes’ faces, burning murrican flags, etc. If they could just direct all that energy to doing something productive…
Finally a sentence I agree with!
Anyways, here’s a musical tribute to Warren’s campaign.
And another
I figured it would be this
That’s the right one.
well done.
Proposal: Take internet away from everyone born before 1961, redistribute that internet to people born after 1961.
I’d get a hell of a lot more accomplished, that’s for sure.
“Bravo! The wolves devour each other!”
bah, that was supposed to be a reply to CPA’s post
XX cashing her first paycheck. /proud mama
And, hopefully, the seeds of a hatred of the taxman as she notices, for the first time, money being siphoned out of her pocket.
She showed me a tax man meme. We laughed bitterly.
I helped my daughter file her taxes for the first time. She was appalled that she owed money and wouldn’t get it all back. I told her to vote republican.
Congrats!
Have you at least given the banking application on her phone permission to photograph the check and upload the deposit? 😉
Make sure you tally up the number of blankets he could have donated to the local shelter if there were no taxes taken out of it.
“XX”
“number of blankets he could have donated”
Why do you hate science?
I couldn’t remember which was which was which so I confidently ignored the issue and hoped no one would call me on it if I was wrong.
With or without smallpox?
Elizabeth Warren went thataway ——->
Quick, someone offer her a few cards of beads for her lands!
Excellent.
Aaaaaannnnnd she just promptly lost a $20 bill. *headdesk*
I’ve got her beat. When I was a teenager I accidentally threw away a €20 Euro bill. I wasn’t paying attention and threw that colorful thing right in the trash along with the amusement park map I was disposing of. Realized what happened about 10 minutes later when I went looking for it, but it was too late.
Every Christmas my Dad tells the story about how when we were kids, money from the grandparents got mixed up with the used wrapping paper and thrown in the fire.
And that’s how you shitlord.
Me: *playing Motley Crue in car*
XX: Um, don’t you think that’s a little loud? Also, your subwoofer…
ME: IT’S PERFECT U Y NO LIKE OLD PEOPLE MUSIC?!
Because it is Motley Crue?
Hush, you. I bet you hate Rush and Steely Dan too.
Hate? No, indifferent to, bordering on dislike in the case of Rush, no issue with Steely Dan, but no great desire to hear it either.
?
My kids thought they didn’t like old people music until they got to high school and all my CDs disappeared.
Waiting for Tulip at our local Salvadoreno. AMA
1. why would you wait for a flower?
b. what’s a Salvadoreno?
A. Because she’s a beautiful libertarian flower
II. LMGTFY
^^^This is the correct answer.
LMGTFY
Not directed at you KK, but how did we get to the point where “Go look it up” only with added condescension is seen as reflecting on the questioner rather than the respondent?
Since it became policy at Best Buy?
When basically all of human knowledge can be accessed with as much ease as asking the question, if only you point the question at wikipedia instead of a forum.
Except of course the knowledge of how to be human, which includes interacting with other humans in some fashion other than hostility. Being asked a question is not an imposition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Be_a_Human_Being
Checkmate, Atheists..
I’m just fuckin around man.
Particularly odd after she announced Ask Me Anything.
only reason I even asked!
Hawt
Given that tacos are sandwiches, why aren’t hot dogs sandwiches?
Neither is a sammich.
Now I wish I had a husband who could get in the kitchen and make me one.
Try using this pick up line at your local deli:
If I told you that you had a great hero grinder, would you put it in me?
LOL
A taco, or hotdog?
Who’s giving “taco is a sandwich”?
All right thinking people.
OT: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nadler-tells-fox-news-hes-willing-to-let-fisa-expire-if-no-reauthorization-agreement
If Nadler does this just to be shitty and obstructionist, and Trump says “I don’t give a fuck” in light of how he saw FISA being used on him, is it possible we could have the perfect storm of circumstances and wind up with FISA going away?? If it does happen, would it be the most liberty-favorable thing to happen in decades?? (I mean, it would be a unicorn if it happened. One of the only times I can remember the government rolling back from its own encroachment of our rights.
Or… will some desperate, statist asshole Republicans somehow get a “deal” done on this on behalf of the Warfare State?
No way man, we got food truck regulation rolled back a little bit!!!!!
Also Heller and/or Timbs.
FISA is an authoritarian’s wet dream so of course they’ll get together and pass something.
Or… will some desperate, statist asshole Republicans somehow get a “deal” done on this on behalf of the Warfare State?
FTA:
Seems like they’re trying, but so far failing. Too soon for the “It’s Happening” GIF, but TPTB might want to keep it at the ready.
I’m surprised Tom Cotton isn’t in there
Bold strategy there, Cotton.
they’ll figure a way to reauthorize it in a spending bill which also gives a billion dollars to foreigners.
I can’t make an “Endeavor to persevere” joke about the new Mars rover.
Let’s wait and see if they declare war on the Union.
“Warren’s not worth posting the giant graphic again. She could have got a dignified X if she had dropped out yesterday”
Oh well, that’s probably a faulty cooker.
OT: the Mountain trip was postponed, but Marty the Pro played 18 with me and did a complete form critique, and really helped improve my game.then Davin the Ill and I hooked up with a pair of guys from Vegas, for 18, Eli has Colon Cancer, 35 years old, yikes, but we had a blast, Locals Rule!
I’d like to see him blow every cent he has on this election only to lose, and then be homeless and harassed by the cops.
https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrissey/2020/03/05/back-already-bloomberg-launches-new-buy-election-effort-24-hours-leaving/
He is apparently beloved in American Samoa, so he could just move there.
Actually, that’d be a pretty (fire emoji) 80’s sitcom.
I think he spent around $9K per Samoan there.
Smug elites are soooo smart.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ananavarro/status/1235683574055043072
Wow, is she ignorant.
Jeff Sessions didn’t come from Arkansas. He came from a tree that contains a fully functioning bakery.
Somebody please validate my joke.
Ok Keebler
I don’t get it, but i laughed, Silly!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Keebler elves!
I refuse to validate a joke that’s not funny.
*shrugs*
You all look the same to me.
*Shakes fist*
*Remembers the time he was sixteen and mistaken for Vincent Pastore*
Yeah ok
Best reply:
“Arkansas didn’t give us Jeff Sessions, but it did give Hunter Biden a son.”
I hate you for making me read that shit.
https://twitter.com/JoshLeCash/status/1234654856104701952
OFFS!
You can pretty much get away with theft here now as long as you stay under the $1000 mark.
Drugs are also decriminalized. A couple months back I was watching these guys smoke heroin off a sheet of tin foil if front of a business they had just trashed (pissed all over the walls and emptied a garbage can out front). I saw a couple SFPD walking across the street and waved them over. One guy was literally finishing up his hit as the cops stood next to him. They just told them to move on so they shuffled off down the street.
I don’t care if they take drugs, but trashing private property is the crime.
The private property trashing is much more bothersome to me, but if you allow open drug use you get anti social behavior. Someone injecting heroin in their neck openly on the street will be likely to be the dude openly shitting as well. The meth heads openly smoking will be more likely to be destructive of property and such.
I agree they are more likely to commit other crimes but it’s the same as DUI. Drinking isn’t the offense, driving into a car full of kids is.
Punish the actual crimes vigorously.
Ok. That’s what decriminalization prevents though. When the Chinese could run actual opium dens in SF, the junkies had somewhere to go.
The Chinese could run opium dens if it were legalized and they undoubtedly would do so. You would also have an increase in antisocial behavior among those who continued to use hard drugs in the street.
Sure. And the police would have a better SNR when dealing with it just like with alcohol.
if you allow open drug use
You respect liberty. This ‘could cause anti-social behavior’ reasoning could be (and has been) used to criminalized all sorts of victim-less/consensual activities and the only proper response is a hearty “Fuck off, Slaver!”
“you get anti social behavior”
Not the government’s job.
You could leave the poop enforcement and such to private individuals.
The goal of the left is to upend society and culture and grab ultimate power while blood is in the streets. Congratulations California.
I love AZ part #5740558,
i went to the DMV to get a Title, Registration etc. for the Kia this morning, ughh, or so i thought,
12 minutes, complete, I walked out with a Title, Registration, plates and tags, 158$ for 2 years,
12 Minutes…….
I haven’t been able to keep up here or with the news in general but I just popped in to announce……
Especially directed at FourScore
This is the first year I have tried using swarm traps. I hung the first one today and four hours later….bees. I am amazed. Speechless.
I will plug the entrance one night before Monday and move the swarm into a proper hive.
*insert bees gif here*
Cool. I know nothing about beekeeping (other than the fatality of stinging and the smoke as anesthesia). Maybe you and/or FourScore should do an article or two.
You must have more wild bees than we do but your idea sounds good. Did you use a deep hive box? We’ve tried to recapture a swarm but never successfully. Did you use any bait, i.e. honey?
We may try to capture some, we can put the box in a deer stand, away from our other hives
I already ordered 4 3lb units from the local dealer.
Well done! I plan to steal a swarm this year as well!
Evening everyone,
I see Burnt Orange isn’t just a snazzy Mopar color from the 1960’s.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dc/62/45/dc624596b9fc0f6bdef8e5f8ab96911c.jpg
Niiice…
“New Hampshire coronavirus patient broke quarantine to attend Dartmouth Business event”
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1235533542068604928
https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/486040-new-hampshire-coronavirus-patient-broke-quarantine-to-attend-dartmouth
CWAA
Asshole
But he’s associated with Dartmouth, so we already knew that.
Again, another news article describing him as a “patient” and “employee”. Dartmouth-Hitchcock must be spending a fortune to cover up that he was a fucking physician doing his residency.
My daughter has to go there to see her hematologist. Fortunately she hasn’t had to go up there since before Thanskgiving, but if she had, you’d be reading about me in the paper having led a lynching.
Wow.
So… he should have known better?
What’s the handwashing rate for doctors again?
YOU THINK?!?
If he isn’t dropped from his program, it would be a travesty. This has to violate so many ethical codes that people have been drummed out for less on.
How did you find out about the guy?
There are a few reputable news sources reporting it. I’ll look through my browser history for a link.
Well, I’ll be damned.
They may have memory-holed this. Some of the stories in my history are dead links. It could have been a rumor that was originally reported in a rush to get a scoop and then taken down when it was proven wrong. I mean, we had the President saying a woman was infected in WA when it was actually a man.
On the other hand, this gives me pause:
From the Independent:
Orderlies and LNAs aren’t usually called “medical professionals” are they?
Yeah, I want to know too. That’s *huge* news. That would look really bad for a whole lot of people if it was commonly reported.
IDK.
Cuomo went out of his way to assure NY’ers that all the Coronavirus in the state was from one (((businessman))). And then his synagogue was ordered closed indefinitely.
And absolutely noone sees anything wrong with this.
Jewhan?
From the sidebar:
BLM exodus: Agency loses half of staff slated for relocation
Good. Don’t replace them.
That happened when the USDA moved to Kansas City, only it was way more than 50%.
https://twitter.com/MikeBloomberg/status/1235232463045177344
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235633381595066373
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It’s funny, but I’m still amazed and disappointed that this is our president arguing with another adult via Twitter.
Sad, so sad.
Just accept it
My calm rational part agrees.
My enraged part is gleeful that somebody on “my” side is willing to get down into the muck and win instead of losing with dignity as if losing is a virtue.
Agree 100%. The R’s strategy for decades has been to put the brakes on the slide into socialism instead of stopping or reversing it. They are just there to slow it down.
I can’t decide who I hate more, the commies or their enablers.
It is long past due for someone to kick them both in the teeth.
NARRATOR: Little did she know that, in fact, President Donald J. Trump wasn’t on her side.
See: quotation marks
Are you questioning my artistic vision?
That’s my fetish!
Art? You call that art?!
Arthur. Let’s not get too casual.
HM got caught between the moon and New York City.
Then we got our wires Cross’d.
You’d rather Trump hire out space in a party-owned newspaper to call him a hermaphrodite and a hypocrite, like the founds did?
I’d prefer neither. I think I have too high expectations for our representatives.
I have little to no respect for any of them. Stuff like this made me pissed when Obama did it and Trump is not significantly different. The difference is how the MSM reacts.
What? Spaceballs is a classic!
This is Trump at his most cultured!
The high road is the road the loser takes.
That’s a classic
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESO-9J0XUAM_yfY.jpg
LOL!
“Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept. will test it for free ”
https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1235221696883326976
https://www.wfla.com/news/is-your-meth-contaminated-with-coronavirus-this-florida-police-dept-will-test-it-for-free/
God. That is the Boomerest of Boomer Humor.
https://twitter.com/KokopelliAZ/status/1234964801844998144
Racist!
Boomer, please!
Warren’s not worth posting the giant graphic again. She could have got a dignified X if she had dropped out yesterday, but no, she’s got to play Big Woman, rolling her own tampons and kickstarting her vibrator.
Muahahahaa, now’s time to finish the finale of Zombie Presidential Candidate! Will the beast cause Lizzie to eat the non-binary speechwriter? Will Charlie and the scientist catch up with her? Who is the scientist? Why did she spend so much time at Bernie’s house last night?
Some of these questions will be answered and more, on the thrilling conclusion of Zombie Presidential Candidate!
Denver doing its best to catch up to San Fecesco.
https://www.9news.com/article/news/health/denver-lincoln-park-back-open-after-rat-infestation/73-c46f6c6e-1389-45ce-9bff-ae5672d34d42
<— Goes back into Alaska real estate ads
“The urban camping ban keeps people from setting up tents on sidewalks and in parks, and police can issue citations or arrest someone for noncompliance.”
They do a lot of talking about the urban camping ban here, but when I look out my office window at all of the tents, I see just the opposite.
Also, a month or so ago 9 News sent a camera crew through the tent city over in Lincoln Park. The news guy was cordially chatting up folks when he asked one guy, “Do you live here?” The guy replies, “Fuck no. I got a hotel room. I sell drugs here. I’m a gangster.” His partner says, “Hey man, shut up!”
He probably has a picture on facebook posing with a gun and money.
Goddamit.
Why do people wreck every good place?
Preach it.
Seriously! Kicking the rats out, WTF!?!?!?!
I kinda want to move, Columbus, OH is starting to feel a bit stale for me. I was thinking Florida… nobody ever moves from OH to FL.
Seriously though, I really liked Tampa, it might be the first place I go scope out.
“nobody ever moves from OH to FL.”
No? My brother moved from Cleveland to FL about a decade ago.
Take your pick, a climate that is unlivable for at least 6 months of the year, or constant exposure to Florida man and Florida woman.
Florida’s climate is unlivable for more than six months a year.
I have heard. But being thin, I shed head and don’t sweat quickly. The dryness and gray skies are killing me here though. Plus I’ve been here for a while.
Although the end goal is too have multiple residences though.
I NEED SUN
err *heat*
I was in Apopka in May a couple of years ago. It was unbearable. And I saw kids in long-sleeved hoodies.
I remember when I first moved to MD, from Indiana. I was walking down the street in Baltimore and it was 45 degrees. I wasn’t even wearing a jacket, because you didn’t even need one if you had a long sleeve shirt on. People were walking by me wearing full winter parkas with their head all bundled up and winter boots and gloves. In Indiana in the winter, if it was 45 degrees out, people would be wearing t-shirts and shorts.
I’ve seen young guys (20s or so) in shorts and a long sleeve shirt with the temps closing in on zero. Fine inside the car but a little mishap and you’ll wish you had your long pants and a coat nearby. (I’m assuming a coat in the car anyway). Not me, I’m ready, coat, ear flapped cap, chopper mitts available, shovel and a tow chain and jumper cables in the back of the truck.
I remember when my dad used to ice fish, all day long, with the wind chills below zero, with his shirt off. No kidding. Dude is 91 now, he doesn’t do that anymore, but he did it then and I was freezing my ass off with all the clothes I could get on. But 45 degrees? No one even needs a coat.
When I was ice fishing (and hunting) I would have all the clothes I owned or could borrow. Sitting in the open on a barren lake with even a little breeze would chill me. I wear a lot of heavy clothes at 30 degrees sitting in a deer stand, after an hour the cold and humidity soak through me.
I was out one morning, -10, 45 minutes later I shot a deer, I was a happy guy to climb out of the stand, get my hands inside that critter and get warmed up a bit.
Walking/working is OK, sitting I get cold.
*adjusts hype’s sarcometer*
Heh… yeah I thought it was common knowledge that Ohioans are commonplace in FL
I didn’t really miss that, I just wanted to post something.
“Yesterday @TulsiGabbard won one delegate. By DNC rules, that gets her into the next two debates…So the DNC changed the rules!”
https://twitter.com/JohnStossel/status/1235221663312117760
Invalidating a woman of color’s achievements. Shameful.
Art Vandelayoffs.
Headline from The Federalist:
“If Bloomberg Couldn’t Buy 2020, How Could Russian Buy 2016?”
Hell, Clinton couldn’t buy 2016
Ignorant Republicans are more likely to vote against their interests because of their fragile masculinity.
Because Putin is somewhat over 4′ tall, and Napoleon Nannybot doesn’t have a lair under a volcano with a pool full of sharks with laser beams on their head. Duh!
For some reason, I still keep marveling at the spectacle of the dem’s best choice for presidential candidate in 2020, being Joe Biden. I mean even though I’ve been predicting exactly that result for months, I’m still sort of stunned by it. “All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know the thing.” Jeebus, they are so fucking toast.
something something cabal of their enemies.
dominating in the polls though.
same ones hillary was dominating in.
I think it’s a lot more skewed than it was then. People who are not allies of the prog media do not trust pollsters and are very unlikely to respond to them.
I can see why. Imagine you get a phone call from someone conducting a poll. They know who you are or they wouldn’t have your number. Most people don’t like the thought of being threatened by an unhinged mob while out for dinner with their family because they told some prog asshole they are voting for Trump and their information got ‘leaked’.
America Punished Elizabeth Warren for Her Competence
Here’s my take on these sorts of claims. It’s a way for a certain kind of person, usually one who wildly over-inflated view of their own knowledge and intelligence, to rationalize that people really aren’t buying their presumptions. I’ve yet to see much evidence that Elizabeth Warren is particularly competent at much beyond thinking up ways to screw over people she doesn’t like (see the CFPB). She’s, at most, a middling academic with credentials she basically cheated her way into. She gained the favor of various Democratic patrons by providing an academic veneer to the policies they wanted to enact anyway. Both Warren and people who make claims like this want to conflate the status of their credentials with some claim of particular merit.
Overall, pretty fair, to middling….
That’s the Voxiest Vox article that ever Voxed.
Sadbeard could have written that.
“America Punished Elizabeth Warren for Her Competence”
Yeah, of course, and misogyny, don’t forget that. I mean it couldn’t be that no one likes her or her policies or anything like that.
A huge part of the leftist worldview is the belief/propaganda that leftism is scientific, pragmatic, evidence based. It’s not their ideology, they “trust the experts” and “trust science” and “reality has a liberal bias”. Warren was just the latest standard bearer of that. She was a trained expert who was gonna get all the best experts in a room and use their expertise to plan society to be better.
“leftism is scientific, pragmatic, evidence based”
If they start loving science anymore than they already do, we’re headed for a new Dark Age.
“leftism is scientific, pragmatic, evidence based”
until the A/C goes down, then it’s Capitalism to the Rescue!
/Morons
HVAC kills Mother Gaia.
thats why everyone is forced to use R-410a. Gaia thrives on it. R-22 makes her….gassy.
Odd how we dicovered this right after the patent expired
You gorgeous bastard! TIL-
https://www.topsecretwriters.com/2015/06/the-dupont-freon-conspiracy-was-the-ban-delayed-for-profits/
With a thick veneer of identity BS laid over it.
I never really thought of 9 year old trannies as experts.
Somewhere, Something Incredible Is Waiting To Be Known is a good beer.
Like this:
Dark Matter Solved!
We still don’t know what the fuck it is, but that was a good headline, lots of clicks you know.
My daily cry, Jewel,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGj77BrEgj4
Keep letting that stuff out, buddy. And I’m glad to see that you are finding pleasure in life.
to be blunt, She’s dead, I’m not, but how can one forget 32 years together?
Thanks Spud, you have been a great help
Ahegao is one of the stupidest fetishes ever.
It was hot before it became the new duck lips.
I see the word on twitter, but I don’t even know what it is.. *checks urban dictionary*
“Ahegao The anime/manga version of an orgasmic facial expression. It’s generally very sexualized and lewd, and may or may not be accompanied with heart eyes/pupil”
Ok, I still don’t know what it is. Like the “Oh! Face”, but for an anime character?
Exactly. But then cosplayers started doing it, and then Instagram thots copied them.
And then cons banned T-shirts with the faces on them. JUST the faces.
Given how Trump is still Trump in a town hall, I don’t see how a Dem can beat this guy. I will have to be careful to keep the debate liver damage to a minimum.
So your Steven Green, the Vodkapundit?
It’s not that a dem can’t beat Trump. It’s just that one who might is not a candidate.
They’d better be planning how they will deal with Trump being president for 4 more years. But judging form the past 4 years, I don’t think any planning is going to happen and the doing part is not going to go well for them, once again.
Ya know, if it wasnt evident enough, Ill go ahead and say it- Im a moron. However, when I managed a small engineering office, I was diligent about backups of everything- daily, and on some machines, hourly. And this was in the tape-drive and ZIP-drive days. Are these people just not making reliable backups ?
Ransomware Attacks Prompt Tough Question for Local Officials: To Pay or Not to Pay?
One word Tres, Complacency,
Tall Cans!
HEY YUFUS!
Im on……(checks)….#8 of small-cans
But I have a light day tomorrow. And allegedly, snow here despite it being nearly 60º today.
I’m rolling small as well, #8 Ha! me too! and it hit 85 today, I know it’s AZ, but it got warm today,
My husband could’ve gotten them back up and running in no time for $50,000.
I could do it for 20k, I’m cheap…
Mr. Mojeaux is paranoid about shit getting into our computers. He deals with the firewalls and malware blockers.
I’m paranoid about losing my stuff. I deal with backups. I have:
1. normal hard drive
2. external hard drive
3. personal cloud server
4. Carbonite
5. various USB sticks
But because all these things are weirdo things, I use Synctoy to mirror. What I CAN’T figure out how to do is make Scheduler run Synctoy so I end up doing it manually (Carbonite runs itself).
You have Han Solo frozen in your office?
Yes.
Privacy is dead. Eventually people will have to realize this and adjust their expectations accordingly.
That’s why I walk around with just a shirt on but no pants or underwear.
Like Donald Duck.
Backups to “the cloud”. No idea how far to rollback to clean. Further the rollback, the more data loss.
And of course the real answer, it’s not their money, they could give a fuck.
Really?
Really? You mean if I burn off 3000 calories a day and consume 5000, I might gain weight?
This is the sort of meaningless stupidity we’ve just come to expect these days. I lost 60 lbs. walking at least 5 miles a day. The thing is, I didn’t start eating 3 times as much at the same time.
Don’t change your diet and walk a lot, you will not only lose weight, but you’ll feel a lot better.
I have heard ad nauseam: “You can’t out-exercise a bad diet.”
I don’t believe this is true. I can be 100% low-carb and lose weight slowly, or I can eat what I want, walk every day and lose.
If you eat more than you burn you gain. If you eat less than you burn you lose. Which side you change is up to you, although there are generally limits to how much you can increase your burn unless you have nothing to do except exercise.
I’ve been able to walk/run up to around 10 miles a day while working 8 hours a day. But when I walk, I walk very fast, I’m not out strolling, but trying to get in as much distance as I can in the least amount of time. Still it does consume a lot of time. I mean you’re going to have to know you’re going to spend 1 or two hours a day for exercise if you want some real impact.
It’s mostly down to calories burned vs calories consumed. Walking a lot also increases your metabolism so that you’re still consuming more calories even when you’re not moving about. It works, but of course you can always just eat more than you can possibly burn off, then no doubt you can’t lose it.
When I lost all the weight, I was burning around 3000 calories a day and eating maybe 2000 at most. Then I gained 20 of it back by eating 2000 calories a day and only burning maybe a thousand, being a couch (desk) tater.
The endorphins from walking/running is just too good to take too much time off from it.
“Research”, eat less move more is super hard to understand
‘
“preventing weight gain, particularly with this population, will require more research”
Give us a magical pill! Dancing with the Stars is on!
Pre-agriculture humans walked about 25-30 miles a day just to get enough to eat to survive, and there weren’t any bags of chips or Egg McMuffins on the Savannah.
Count Dankula’s Mad Lads series’ new one on Ross Ulbricht aka Dread Pirate Roberts:
https://youtu.be/IdjUOtdSHxM
No comment.
Went to the local Costco here in Southwest Edmonton today.
Eerily quiet. Surprisingly, most goods still on shelves, with the following exceptions: toilet paper, paper towels, disposable gloves, 99% isopropyl alcohol bottles, disinfectant of all kinds. All gone. Canned goods containing protein (animal or vegetable) were looking scarce but not quite gone yet. Still decent amounts of rice, quinoa, pasta, other shelf-stable starches. Frozen foods of all kinds still mostly in stock. Low supplies of things like batteries.
Next couple of weeks are gonna be interesting — Edmonton, due to its location, is relatively isolated from viral vectors, and to date we haven’t had a single case of COVID-19.
Fuck. This is so retarded.
Tomorrow is my Costco run, I will report back.
Anyone else remember knowing lots of tards who bought their self a generator right before the Y2K apocalypse and then couldn’t give the thing away a month later? I remember that.
I also remember telling the idiots that the world wasn’t ending, but they bought a book written by a know nothing charlatan, so you couldn’t tell them anything.
For some reason, this Wuhan Virus thing reminds me a lot of that.
The thing is, we have an entire generation who doesn’t. Someone who was born in between their parents buying a generator can buy us all a round of drinks at the bar this year.
On the last night of 1999, my wife and I drank champagne and partied with our friends, like we did every New Year’s Eve. When the clock rolled over into 2000 in the very first timezone, I remember briefly checking for any news of apocalypse. Bugger-all. So we went back to drinking and partying.
The only negative impact of the Y2K B.S. was that my company’s clients insisted on us having Y2K insurance and our broker couldn’t find anyone who’d actually sell it to us. So I told the clients, “We’re happy to stop working until January 1st, 2000 if that’s what you want.” They eventually relented when they found out no-one would sell them Y2K insurance, either.