The theme for today is Liberty, you know what our Leaders are working at record speed to take away from us, working the public panic angle with a facility I would never have credited them for having. Even worse, you know what was missing at every grocery I checked? Matzo. Plenty of ramen. Plenty of Chinese noodles. But no matzo. Even Easter candy, plenty of it. There is no explanation other than antisemitism. Fucking goyim, you’re denying (((us))) even our daily bread while you send your kids out hunting rabbit eggs (what the fuck?).

Speaking of antisemitism, there were birthdays today, including the Man Who Would Be Shakespeare; my greatest musical influence; a pretty decent pianist who took a wrong turn; a very underrated songwriter (For Ladies Only was a masterpiece); the guy who truly was America’s Dad; a talented writer who badly needed an equally talented editor; and someone Team Blue hates almost as much as they hate Trump.

Speaking of hate, here’s the news:

 

The first stack of dollar bills taken from us at gunpoint are tossed in the bonfire.

 

We’re speculating that this is Pie.

 

Rand Paul is a better man than I for not mentioning the word “lamppost.”

 

BUMFIGHT! 

 

The perfect running mate for a senile plagiarizer is a harpy fabulist.

 

Unhindered police state is the new normal. Eat a bag of dicks, Gretchen. 

 

And it’s not just her. We’re going to need more lampposts. Here’s yet another governmental body being as dickish as possible, just to get us used to the boot on the face.

 

 

For some reason, the Old Guy had never seen this version of Liberty City before. And Jaco kills it on piano.