Man, Arsenal suck.

Baseball might have a season after all. But the 16-team playoff sucks. Especially since it’s going to happen next year as well, for no apparent reason. Ditto the NL DH. Arsenal are back to playing like they’ve played all season. And the NBA Florida plan is a hot mess. And that’s sports.

Don’t care.

Mountain climber George Mallory was born on this day. He shares it with basketball great George Mikan, bluesman Ace Wallace, musician Paul McCartney, onetime-sexy actress Isabella Rossellini, baseball player Andres Galarraga, defensive end Bruce Smith, catcher Sandy Alomar, and piece of shit Uday Hussein.

That list was crap.  Oh well, on to…the links!

I wonder if the Blue Flu will have as big an impact at The Corona. We should know in a couple of days. The results of this won’t take two weeks to fully show up, after all.

Overcharged?

Speaking of Atlanta. This is a terrible decision of overcharging. Pretty sure regular murder would have sufficed. And it didn’t help that the DA didn’t even wait on the investigation to conclude.

CHAZ gets even weirder. Hey, I didn’t think it could happen either, but apparently they’re going to use wrestling storylines as a mode of policing the place.

Eric Swalwell continues being a loathsome human being. Also, if you actually listen to the response, the man did actually say the words.

::FART NOISE::

The headline writer should be beaten with a rubber hose. Oh well, you can get the facts of what happened down in the story. I guess that being factually true is more important than being factually accurate.

Actor allegedly commits a crime worse than his acting. Also, if he’s a rapist, why is he being arraigned in September? And why couldn’t these have been looked into some time over the last 17 years? IS the backlog that long?

New York City gives up all pretense of respecting private property rights. How this could ever be considered constitutional is beyond me.

The war on syrup is a sticky situation. Sorry, I won’t participate. Its real maple or GTFO in my house. #vermontlivesmatter

This was predictible. I wonder if he feels the same way about any other sports nicknames?

Huh, I guess he doesn’t have a party affiliation. At least not one worthy of mentioning in the actual story of political corruption. Way to go, SFGate.

Euros are pissed at the US’s reluctance to steal more money from people. Oh well, I guess they’ll have to go it alone in trying to screw businesses out of their hard-earned cash.

Here’s another fantastic song. And it deserved more play than it got. Well, I’m fixing that today.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!