Moving on.

Leipzig is into the Champions League semifinals, thanks to the United States of America.  Barca play Bayern today for another spot.  I don’t know much of what else is happening in sports because I glazed over once the Big Ten presidents decided to fuck the players, coaches, and fans over. I’ll try to get back into things over the weekend.

BOO! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Famous dentist, gambler, and gunfighter Doc Holliday was born on this day. He shares it with baseball player Cupid Childs, TV inventor John Logie Baird, other baseball player Paul Dean, boxer Dick Tiger, legendary baseball manager Earl Weaver, musician David Crosby, comedian, banjo player, and native Texan Steve Martin, writer Danielle Steele, cartoonist Gary Larson, basketball player Magic Johnson, race car driver I’ve thrown chicken bones at Rusty Wallace, pitcher Mark Gubicza, the lovely Halle Berry, pretty lady with a horrible voice Mila Kunis, and football/baseball player Tim Tebow.

Good list today. Something for everyone.  But now…the links!

Uh, what? There’s a Sixth Amendment, you know. Check this out (FTA):

“[P]articularly given the nature of the charges, the Government’s strong desire to protect the privacy of the alleged victims, and the lack of any legal precedent for the defendant’s request, the government respectfully submits that at the present time—eleven months prior to trial, nearly three months prior to the discovery deadline, and more than four months prior to the pretrial motions deadline—there is no basis for the defendant to demand the Government disclose the identity of its witnesses,” prosecutors wrote.

Hear that? There’s no legal precedent to the Sixth Amendment challenge they’re making.  Look, this woman is sleazy. But if we only preserve rights for popular criminal defendants, then we have no rights.

Enjoy the mob, Portlanders.

This is just fantastic. No, really. When the police can no longer do one of the legitimate functions (protecting property) of their job, then the mob becomes the de facto ruler. And that rarely ends well.

Yeah, I can’t see how this could possibly have negative consequences. I mean, how do people come up with these ridiculous numbers? Why stop there? Why not double that? Or go ten times that? Hell, propose stealing everything from every white person ever. It’s about as realistic.

Interesting lede. Also interesting that two of the four are not politicians. And the other two are sociopaths. Come on, women. You can do better than this. Step up your game.

What a boob. Also, I notice in the photo there are a lot of people not wearing masks.   Fortunately they’re protesting so they can’t spread anything. Or something.

This will definitely win hearts and minds. Especially after looting businesses and smashing the windows of the Ronald McDonald House. Nice work, dumbasses.

You hate to see it. No seriously, you hate to see it. Because those people are moving somewhere else and will likely vote like retards once they get there.

Dangerously slow, perhaps?

We’re Number One! We’re Number One! Well done, Houston! Although I am surprised it’s I-45, seeing as more Asians live in west Houston closer to I-10. And seeing as you can’t drive faster than 20 mph half the time you’re on 45.

Here’s a great song for you. Hope you enjoy it as much as I will.

Now have a great day and an even better weekend.  Mad Scientist is Eastbound and Down headed my way with a delivery. Looking forward to it and to seeing my buddy.