Another week passes, bringing me 7 days closer to my conversion into a rotting carcass. And everything gets more and more nuts. And not the delicious, crunchy kind.

But as nuts as it is, there’s still birthdays, including one of our spiritual grandfathers; an actual icon; the godfather of modern jazz; a piece of shit who had issues with flying; Gabby Gifford’s spirit animal; a guy who was a very good third baseman but had the misfortune to follow…; the subject of one of my favorite songs; and the best Supreme Court justice in my lifetime.

And, let’s see exactly HOW nutty shit has gotten:

 

Two sets of people I never believe are attorneys for the victim’s family and the police union.

 

Why do I have utter contempt for Reform Judaism? This is why I have utter contempt for Reform Judaism.

 

Well, there’s so many industries and businesses fucked up because of COVID, but this is just too goddam much.

 

NOOOOOO!!!!! GODDAMMIT, NOW THEY’VE GONE TOO FAR!!!! 

 

Trump does an absolutely useless and pointless thing because it… it… OK, I have no idea what he could be thinking.

 

Seems legit.

 

Old Guy Music was a local cult hero when I was a teen. Fuck, what an amazing player.