Cruising

Joker cruised, Isner was a bounced (how old is that dude now, 50?), Gauff was bounced, and there were some big moves at the baseball trade deadline by the Padres. And that’s pretty much it.

Absolutely amazing hair.

German composer Pachelbel was born on this day. He shares it with publisher James Gordon Bennett, baseball HOFer Jim O’Rourke, railroad tycoon Mark Hopkins, novelist Edgar Rice Burroughs, boxer Rocky Marciano, singer Conway Twitty, attorney Alan Dershowitz, Bee-Gee Barry Gibb, psychologist and TV personality Phil McGraw, football coach (that Tennessee never should have fired) Phil Fulmer, singer Gloria Estefan, wrestler “Bam Bam” Bigelow, soccer great Ruud Gullit, and another wrestler Superfly Jimmy Snuka.

And that’s it for birthdays. Now on to…the links!

The New York Times pretty much goes full retard. Did they not get the memo that you never go full retard?  Apparently not.

Just in case you always thought this was a scam. Good for her.

Next stop: Los Angeles

Kenosha can breathe a sigh of relief. Well, once everybody hauls ass down to Chicago to catch their flight for the west coast.

This headline is hilarious. I guess Pelosi calling the GOP “enemies of the state” isn’t inflammatory. Hell, Dem pols have been accusing the right of being violent psychopaths for weeks or months even. But this gets called “inflammatory.”  Never change, CNN.

I think this was inevitable even before all the violence. Once people got a taste of working from home and companies realized a decentralized workforce was cost-effective, this was going to happen.  I just hope they don’t bring a big-government, nanny-state mentality with them.

Dammit, she was the only fun judge in the state. Justice in Kentucky will always be square, man.

Hopefully the judge sentences him to four score and seven years.

The real Abe would be ashamed of this man. Fucking degenerate weirdo.(I tried to come up with a Lincoln quote to use here but came up empty. Feel free to help in the comments.)

Ron Jeremy’s legal woes keep piling up. And he really looks like shit too.

And now some good news! Seriously, this is pretty awesome.

Enjoy this. I will.

Now have a great day, friends!