Total domination.

The MAC is back, baby! That’s just everybody except the Pac-12, who starts this weekend too.  ManUre lost in the UCL while Chelski won.  I have no problem with either result.  I don’t know what else to really hit on in sports.  And Liverpool won yuuuuuuge on Tuesday. That’s pretty much it.

Total smokeshow.

Cowboy/media personality Roy Rogers was born on this day. He shares it with the beautiful (and freaky) actress Vivien Leigh, baseball player Jim Tabor, musician and spousal abuser Ike Turner, musical sidekick Art Garfunkel, rocker Gram Parsons, French intellectual Bernard Henri-Levy, basketball player Bill Walton, guitarist Mike Score, Canadian person Bryan Adams, actress Tilda Swinton, pitcher Javier Lopez, outfielder Johnny Damon, disliked golfer Bubba Watson, cricket great Virat Kohli, and mental patient/football player Odell Beckham, Jr.

That list was hot garbage, I ain’t gonna lie.  So let’s quickly move on to…the links!

Total shitshow.

Here’s the latest election goings-on. The Michigan SOS comment is the funniest.  Did she take time out of her blocking-windows-from-observers schedule to make the comment?

Gee, I wonder why? Let me guess though: government isn’t the cause but will be the solution, right? Sure thing, assholes.

Total retard.

They’re not being “ordered” anywhere, asshoe. They’re still free to assess the risks they’re willing to take (based on the mountains of evidence that shows schools are incredibly safe), and assess their own future. If they want to return, they can return. If they don’t want to return, they’re free to seek employment elsewhere. Which is pretty much the same for every single person in the country.

Cry more, pussies. Here’s a solution for you: don’t do those drugs. And while you’re at it, leave people the fuck alone.

They couldn’t even wait until the results are in. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you America’s hard left.

GOOD!!!!!!! There need to be cuts. And they need to be painful to tax leeches like you, big boy.

Remember when I said upthread that the Pac-12 starts this weekend? That may not have been entirely true. This is not at all surprising.

Mississippi has replaced the state flag. Unfortunately for residents, they still live in Mississippi.

Here’s a great song to start your day. Just lovely. Thank you, 80s.

Now go have a fantastic day, friends!