Seems that today is a day to discuss the various Government squashings of liberty in the name of SAFETY! The Cryptids now bring their own … special viewpoints to the site, and chime in too.
Take it away, Cryptids!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ STILL HAS DISAPPOINT. THE GREAT VIRAL CLEANSING WAS PROMISED, AND THE BRUTALS HAVE NOT BEEN DROPPING LIKE FLIES. SURELY YOU CAN DRAG A FEW MORE RULERS LIKE THOSE OF YOUR CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY FORTH, TO IMPRISON THE BRUTALS AT HOME, WHERE THEY CAN MOULDER AND BE CLEANSED BY OTHER CAUSES TOO! GET CRACKING ON THAT.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
STEVE SMITH NOT HAPPY. CAMPER AND HIKER GET TOLD “HIDE! NO GO IN WOODS!” THEM SAY “Fewer, shorter and safer interactions are crucial.” STEVE SMITH BUILT FOR COMFORT, NOT BUILT FOR SPEED! … OK, HIM BUILT FOR RAPE, BUT THAT NOT POINT. THIS MAKE STEVE SMITH ANGRIFIED – “Staying home is still safest. If you do go out, keep it quick, keep your distance and wear a face covering. Recreate and do business locally to avoid spreading the virus across county lines. Limit the number of people outside your household that you gather with every week.” HIM NO IN PRISON! GRAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HIM WANT GO HAVE LUNCH WITH OTHER CRYPTID, OR CAMPER (BY LUNCH, MEAN…) HIM DO SO!
SEA SMITH NOT MIND SILLY LAND HOOMAN “GUIDANCE“. IT MAKE SHIP SIT AROUND FIGURE OUT WHAT DO. THEN SEA SMITH GET VISIT SHIP. BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE. AND TRUST SEA SMITH, HIM NEED HELP WITH SHIP. TOO MANY LAND HOOMANS NOT GO ON CRUISE… IT BEEN BAD TIME. SEA SMITH STUCK WITH MERCHANT MARINE HOOMANS. NEED VARIETY – “VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF
LIFE CRYPTID RAPE!” SEA SMITH SAY, GO ON CRUISE!
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!