As the weekend winds to a close, and we get a preliminary detox before New Year’s, please remember all the stuff you’re not supposed to forget. Like, you know. Shit, did we really drink THAT much this year???

We don’t forget birthdays, though, and todays include the guy who gave Newton the clues; the guy whom Fauci styles himself as, but was the real deal; my favorite of the Warner Brothers players; Madeline Kahn’s spirit animal; my spirit animal; a sexy, sexy man; a guy who proved that ponderous and vacuous lyrics won’t hurt some great albums; a guy who proved that being a large, untalented, sloppy drunk is no impediment to a movie career; a pretty fucking excellent drummer; and a woman who proved that being vacuous and inarticulate is no impediment to a career in TV news.

So much for that. Now the annoying part.

 

So it really WAS a 5G nutter.

 

“I don’t roll on Shabbos.”

 

Another COVID-related death.

 

God bless globalization.

 

I’m guessing he wasn’t a safety.

 

Just another way Florida wants to kill you.

 

Which of you is this?

 

Old Guy Music today is a three song set by… well, don’t let their name fool you, they came up with it well before 2016. And Billy Strings as a bonus. This is fucking great music.