I heard a rumor that Swiss and Mexican Sharpshooter will be at the same location later today. Hopefully, there won’t be a special guest appearance by everyone’s favorite rapesquatch. Or maybe that’s just three days old bad meth and worse decisions making me hallucinate. Just don’t send that very scary assistant after me, Swiss.

Man, it sure is crazy that the FAA AND the Justice Department opened investigations into SpaceX this week. It’s almost like Elon backed the wrong side in the GameStop deal.

Two deputies, a taser, and a dog. Good effort, Florida Man.

Space lasers, but are they Jewish? Anyone know if they have their foreskins?

Some soldiers apparently didn’t know the difference between ethanol and ethylene glycol. This seems to happen to young people every couple years. Weird place for it, though.