What’s up, guys? How the heck are each of you? Sloopy and Banjos are out making money or babies, I can never remember with those two kids. Join me in wishing them happy ninth (9th??) anniversary. If you remember them as individuals instead of a couple, you’ve been hanging around us and TOS for at least nine years and two weeks. Birthdays include the newest Supreme Court justice, Frodo, Thomas Aquinas, and a bunch of beisbol nobodies.

One step closer to Marstopia. .

How is this a news story?

No good deed goes unpunished.

The system was always rigged, now they’re just not bothering to lie about it.