Wife and I completed our taxes and concluded waiting for the fools to determine if the president might stay awake long enough to sign might get us an additional $4k in funny money. So we’ll wait.

Las Mujeres de Chile, plan a “Women’s Strike early next month to combat patriarchal…eh screw it. If that’s not worth a helicopter meme, I don’t know what is.

China is no longer cutting checks to Latin America.  Make of this as you will.

Finish the joke:  What did they use for birth control before socialism?

How is the wealthy buying their way to access to desirable goods or services controversial, or in any way unexpected?

I suppose it wasn’t the accommodations that caused the outrage but  the separation of migrant children from their parents.  They upgraded to military grade temporary shelters.  We called them “California Shelters” and we trained to put them up in a couple hours and take them down in 20 mins.  Nah, it was the cages.

To be honest, I thought El Chapo’s wife would be a lot better looking.

Reporting on a delayed presidential election result.  How quaint.

I haven’t heard this one in a while. Why not?