I’m here a day early to help the Texas contingent. They are busy dealing with frozen turds, confined screaming kids, and Sloopy’s alcoholic coma. So I guess it’s Call The Jew Time.

Birthdays today include a guy with crazy-ass ideas about the sun; a guy who could really rate; an artist whose most famous sculpture could have been called “Banana in a Bic Pen Holder”; an actual tough guy who played tough guys; a union tool who was famous for a shower; a guy who never got the whole “intersectional” thing; a guy who was Jethro Tull’s guitarist and played for some other band as well; and an asshole who was instrumental in ruining a sport we used to love.

Now to news.

 

Ted Cruz is an embarrassment. Not because of the trip.

 

Classy.

 

FUCK YOU!

 

I hear the sound of cash being palleted and shrink-wrapped.

 

OMG, SHE HAS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!

 

“Period poverty.” You can’t make this shit up.

 

California Woman.

 

Old Guy Music is the best goddam forgotten guitarist in the history of electric blues. Listen to this and marvel.