¡Buenos tardes, Gliberinos!  Today is opening day for my son’s little league team.  Somehow I got suckered into helping coach so that’s another 3 hours per week I could be spend fucking off.  That’s not the aggravating part.  That was spending half a Saturday replacing my son’s aluminum bat.  Turns out it only good for curveballs now…

The links!

Say it with me now…Whobuiltthecages…Joe—wait, what?

I’m sure this new wave of migrants is sure to make up for the drop in homicides.  On the other hand, who is being murdered leaves me thinking it can’t be that bad.

He may be an ass, but he’s still not wrong.

I didn’t realize surfing was an olympic sport.

Fun case study in whether funding schools will make them any better.

Further details, including whether the money could be used to buy things including computers or face masks, were not immediately available. Officials with Puerto Rico’s education department did not return a message for comment.

My bet is on “not at all”.

A dam suspect in the dam killing if a dam activist in Honduras killed.

Should bee plenty for one afternoon.  Here’s one with a bass riff that’s been stuck in my head since Sunday.