Trick question, though- it starts at night. (((We)))’re wily and always looking for material to take money off ignorant goyim in bar bets. 71% of them, at least.

Birthdays today include a guy who wrote some songs in between massive amounts of fucking; a guy whose work was truly transformative; a guy who completely trolled us on his last name; a guy whose life’s work turned out to be folly; a guy who was John Wayne long before there was a John Wayne; the Adolf Eichmann of grapes; Q’s spirit animal; a guy who has had sex with horses; a woman who has had sex with… god knows what; and a guy who totally didn’t get where he is because of his parents, nossir.

 

SWARM! SWARM! SWARM!

 

Give them a little more time, they’ll get it.

 

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”

 

Legacy of the Trump Era. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

 

OK, Shmuley, if you need some, buy some. Don’t ask us to pay.

 

I am not often sympathetic to Germans. This time I am.

 

Who could ever imagine our betters enriching themselves through their political power?

 

Old Guy Music is from a young fella I’ve featured before. Punk? Folk? Indie rock? Fuck, I have no idea.