Heeyyy guys. How’s things? I am pinch hitting for Riven today. She had real life things to do. Lemme see if I can remember how this all goes… I’ve been busy not sleeping, changing diapers, and generally regretting that particular orgasm. Number 3 son is just about half-spoiled from both ends.

Here is a solution in search of a problem. Who doesn’t drink the ramen broth? That’s where all the salt is.

Can’t decide my favorite home run blooper from opening day: Bellinger or Miggy.

Important health announcement for other Florida Men.

Sanity in a lawsuit decision? Where is bearded Spock?