More like “Big Four plus Arsenal and Spuds”

The Yankees are off to a terrible start.  Good.  Some of Europe’s best soccer clubs are working on forming a breakaway super league.  Good.  Apparently there’s something called a play-in tournament for the NBA playoffs, which are already bloated. Not good. And Shane Bieber is a freaking strikeout machine. Outstanding! And that’s sports.  Holy Shit!!!  As I’m typing these links, Spuds have fired Jose Mourinho.  LOL. That’s freaking hilarious.

It’s cool, Sophia. We’re looking too.

Founding father Roger Sherman was born on this day. He shares it with Brazilian strongman Getulio Vargas, Bewitched actor Dick Sargent, the boobtastic Jayne Mansfield, funnyman Dudley Moore, Filipino actor and president (yeah, other places do it too) Joseph Estrada, austere religious leader (source: NYT) Ali Khamenei, auto racing heavyweight Jack Roush, underrated actor Tim Curry, hurler Frank Viola, driver Al Unser Jr, actress who’s lost her mind Ashley Judd, catcher Brent Mayne, oddball James Franco, actor Kate Hudson, franchise-ruining actor  actor Hayden Christiansen, and sexy racket-swinger Maria Sharapova.

What a mishmash of good and meh in that list.  Anyway, on to…the links!

Yeah, I’d be on edge too. Not sure why you’re increasing security now though. They’re already burned or looted half the damn place.

Thanks a lot, Bi-, I mean Trump!
-NYT

My how the coverage of this story has shifted in 2021. I can remember when this kind of thing would have led to a media pile-on of the admin rather than lamenting what a poor job the contractor did. A contractor, mind you, that the current admin hired even though they had zero experience whatsoever with what the fuck they’re being commissioned to do.

This seems to be getting a lack of coverage. I had to scroll pretty deep to find it on any of the first three sites I used today.  I’ll leave it to you to wonder why.

This woman is an egomaniac.  And no, people calling on her to retire isn’t homophobic, racist, or misogynistic. It’s just smart.  Because she’s about as useless as tits on a boar.

Look in a mirror and heed your own advice, dipshit.

Zodiac kinda has a point. I mean, when people are already tearing shit up and a politician calls on them to become more confrontational, I’d take that to mean they condone increased violence.  But that pales in comparison to telling people to march peacefully to the Capitol, which has been likened to calls for an “insurrection”.

Talk about fucked up priorities. This guy is forced to resign while nobody involved with Human Square got shit? That city needs to be flushed into the lake.

“Vandals”? Huh, I thought witness intimidation was treated a little more seriously than vandalism. But this is 2021 and words no longer have any meaning.

Here’s one for you space nuts. That’s pretty cool, I guess. Now if only we could find a way to shoot all the politicians there to watch the next one. Except Massie. He can stay.

Here’s a good song. Well, it is to me anyway. Hope you feel the same.

Now get out there and get the week off to a great start, friends!