After three weeks as a bachelor, I have returned to my life of married bliss. Well, not bliss, exactly, more like… (spots rusty tin can lids, reads SP’s facial expression)… IT’S BLISS! BLISS! I SWEAR! PUT THOSE AWAY!!!!

I won’t be around much to comment since I have to be at work at 5 am today. But I trust y’all will be as prolific as usual.

SP did have a Real Arizona Experience yesterday. She went to a hair salon for a cut yesterday. In the waiting area, the woman all struck up a conversation as they are wont to do. Handbags? Shoes? Makeup? Kids? Celebrities? Nope, fuck those stereotypes. They were all comparing their every day carry pieces.

Birthdays today include a true wizard; a guy who never learned to look both ways before crossing;  a guy who should have had a vasectomy; a guy I won’t call a piece of shit because that would be insulting to the turd community; a guy who had the unique distinction of being in the greatest film ever made and the worst film ever made; a guy who lived too soon to monetize his home movies; the guy who symbolized the longstanding affinity between Jews and Chinese; a massively overrated Impressionist; the start of the ’90s hit show “Dancing With Dictators”; one of the Dirty Dozen; God Nose Snot Reel; the composer of the most recognizable tune on the planet; yet another piece of shit grifter, aka “woodchipper feed”; a fairly decent hitter who had a delightful back-story; and the worst NFL draft bust not named Sergio Kindle.

Let’s get to actual links.

 

“Get in, there’s plenty of room in this boxcar!”

 

Fuck Trader Joe’s, they showed exactly how much they care about me. Lifetime boycott from me.

 

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

 

“We demand payment in potatoes.”

 

THIS MUST NOT STAND!!!!!

 

Old Guy Music is a fun one- but everything with Clark Terry is fun. Besides the amazing Bob Brookmeyer, notice the bass player? Yep, a very young Rick Laird, who made his fame with the Mahavishnu Orchestra.