Crushed the Commodores

Looks like the luck is running out for the Canadiens.  Good.  They only got in the playoffs because of the “all-Canada” division crap.  I look for Tampa to win that series in 5.  Phoenix is moving on to the NBA Finals for the first time in almost a generation.  They’ll be facing Atlanta as soon as the Hawks win theirs against a depleted Milwaukee squad.  Vandy got their shit pushed in by Miss State in the CWS final.  Trevor Bauer is a bigger choker than I thought.  Literally.  Wimbledon continues today with not really any matches I’m excited about.  And We’ve all got to wait until tomorrow for Euro 2021 to kick back into high gear.  If the quarterfinals are half as exciting as the Round of 16, we’re in for a treat.  And that’s sports.

On a mission from God

Calculus dude Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz was born on this day. He shares it with the French military leader that helped the US become a country Comte de Rochambeau, founder of a university with a stupid football team Thomas Green Clemson, baseball HOFers Roger Connor, John Clarkson, and Ben Taylor, actor Charles Laughton, makeup entrepreneur Estee Lauder, lovely actress Olivia de Havilland, bluesman Willie Dixon, actor Jamie Farr, awesome singer Debbie Harry, white nationalist assclown David Duke, actor/musician Dan Aykroyd, Princess Diana, speedster Carl Lewis, “actress” Pamela Anderson, and another actress Liv Tyler.

That’s a decent list.  Now on to…the links!

“Maybe you should have built better infrastructure”. At least that’s what people from that part of the country were telling Texas when a freak winter storm “killed” a few people.  Me? I don’t wish ill on them.  I hope they all stay hydrated and keep cool until this passes.

Let the political prosecutions begin. Weird that the IRS has had no problem with the same form of accounting.  But Manhattan prosecutors gonna do what they do, which is go after their enemies.  And grand juries will do what grand juries do, which is indict pretty much anybody who has a complex case brought in front of them.

Rolling out of prison like…

Justice is served!  I have no idea if the guy is guilty or not, but the prosecutorial malfeasance in this case was so unbelievable, this is a just outcome.  I’m not gonna say “good for him” IRT Cosby, but good for the system for correcting a horrible wrong in the way this case was handled by both prosecutor and judge.

This is the least shocking thing I will read all day. Of course she’s a complete asshole to her staff. She’s a complete asshole to everybody she can’t screw to advance her career.

FREE BRITNEY! And get her a new freaking lawyer.  Jesus.

Lightfoot! Lightfoot! Lightfoot!

I expected the race card to be played, but come on! 99%?!?! Shouldn’t she have doubled down and said half because she’s black and half because she’s gay?  Never play one victim card when you can play two. Jeez, it’s like she doesn’t even know how to play the victim of oppression game right.

California isn’t going crazy statewide…yet. Well, they are, but not in this one specific instance.  But wait around a few days, because it’ll probably change.

Punch that thing in the face for Steve Irwin. ::pours oil can of Fosters on curb::

I’m breaking one of my unwritten rules with this song. And it’s worth it.  What a set of pipes.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!