The fun thing about Parents’ Weekend here is that no-one can figure out where to park their cars (usually SUVs and minivans). So many out of towners circling and trying to find a spot. Pro tip: there aren’t any. So park out of town and walk in. While you’re at it, I encourage you to fortify with fancy caffeinated beverages. And I just happen to know a great spot to get them…

Besides parents, today there’s birthdays, and those include a guy who parlayed his stunningly good looks into a movie career; a guy who shot at the king and killed him; a rather mixed bag on the Supreme Court; a woman who was of two minds about many things; Sloopy’s spirit animal; the only true Batman (and according to SP, a delightful and witty guy); a guy who was everyone’s uncle; a woman who inspired Spud’s favorite joke; a chef with some, ummm, novel recipes; and apparently the leading racist in the Senate.

Let’s do links before the parents get here.

 

Thank god Trump is gone and there’s no more hate for immigrants.

 

Whew!

 

I suspect Warty.

 

Cry harder, pussy.

 

Deserved mockery.

 

Drunk cops. Rolls Royce. What could go wrong? “The driver was placed on leave with pay.”

 

They seem nice.

 

More Boomer stuff for Old Guy Music, this time some insanely beautiful acoustic guitar, courtesy of the Scruggs boy.