Back in action tonight

What a crazy finish in the desert. I was hoping the Cardinals would win. Alas, they made one mistake too many to overcome.  The NAACP wants black athletes to stay away from Texas teams. I guess they want them all (except the ones playing in Florida) to pay higher taxes to the man. Idiots. The World Series resumes tonight in Atlanta. And a fun weekend of football and baseball is in front of us. And that’s sports.

A perfect cast for a perfect movie

Big birthdays today include German chancellor (not a nazi) Max Von Papen, Nazi piece of shit Joseph Goebbels, actor Ed Kemmer, chemist Carl Djerassi, banjo great Sonny Osborne, artist (and hero to stoners) Bob Ross, quality actor Richard Dreyfuss, the lovely Kate Jackson, “Mr Wonderful” Paul Orndorff, hockey great Denis Potvin, The Cure’s Roger O’Donnell, outfielder Jesse Barfield, another hockey great Mike Gartner, professional actress and amateur shoplifter Winona Ryder, pitcher RJ Dickey, and F1 driver Lance Stoll.

That was weak. On to…the links!

There could be a number of reasons this happened. Most likely one is that people just don’t want to be on a jury. Second is that they sure as hell don’t want to be on this particular jury. Third is they sure as hell don’t want to be on this jury and ultimately have their personal information released to the public.

“But I’m just being Italian!”

Wow, they actually brought charges. I’m surprised, to be honest.

Does this even count as justice though? I don’t think it will until every single asshole involved in the theft is locked in a cage.

“We need radical action on climate change”, he said from his golden palace. Seriously, fuck this guy.

There’s not enough popcorn in the world to get America ready for this debate. If they push this through, the electoral bloodbath in 2022 is going to be YUUUUUUUUUGE!

Coming down to the wire

I’d like to see a couple more polls with these numbers before I get too excited. Also, it’s not who votes that counts. It’s who counts the votes.

Must be nice to have some connections somewhere. I guess the politically connected will always get preferential treatment.

When is a contract not a contract? Whenever the government feels like not honoring it, apparently.

NASA doing NASA shit. I’d actually be more surprised if it worked as designed.

Here you go. Enjoy it, friends. It’s a great song.

And enjoy your Friday and weekend. I’m headed to watch the Buckeyes (hopefully) beat the shit out of Penn State.