Someone get this guy a lantern.

 

Yep, tomorrow night the little shits will be out gathering bags of cavity starters. And then it will be November. How about some links?

 

Nothing says concern for public safety like making blanket policy decisions that severely hamper public safety.

 

Huh. Maybe it is a performance enhancing drug.

 

Screw that. It’s up to my kids after I’m gone.

 

Global warming caused by Dinosaur farts.

 

I’m pretty cool with wood chippers on this one.

 

Well. Yeah.