Its that time of year! The time where I will happily greet people and their children at my door and give them candy for free. If you are one that likes to throw keggers while dressed up like Long John Silver have no fear! We”re here to help.
This is my review of Great Divide Pumpkin Spice Yeti:
#7 Turd Ferguson:
You simply need an oversize novelty cowboy hat. I for one, will miss that SOB.
#6 Horse Dewormer:
You simply need to wear this shirt, and do not be a fat ass.
#5 Far Right Commenter:
Simply be a fat ass, have a unevenly trimmed beard to hide a weak chin, and start every sentence with, “well akshually…”
#4 Reddit stock trader:
Just dress up like a monkey, bitch about hedge funds, and shout, “YOLO”!
#3 Whatever this is:
I’m no longer recall the context of this photo.
#2 British Nanny
Be sure to bring your favourite children’s books.
#1 Zombie MacAfee
Its a sad state of affairs when there are no dead politicians to mock for their eternal dirt nap except one of your own. In this case, it seems fitting to keep his memory alive in the fondest way possible, by living life the way he did: shirtless and covered in cocaine. MacAfee did not kill himself.
A number of you questioned why a pumpkin spice stout would ever get the STEVE SMITH seal of approval, well…why not? The truth is, I find myself buying one similar to this made locally all the time so it wasn’t a huge leap for me to wrap my head around it. Where you might think depriving pumpkins of all their spice would turn the Yeti into a white girl beer you would be wrong. Because the Yeti is such an overpowering Imperial Stout they would need to add the spice of a thousand pumpkins to actually make it taste like pumpkins. So I didn’t notice anything terribly different. Not that its a bad thing, Yeti is awesome. Great Divide Pumpkin Spice Yeti: 4.5/5
Yetis are good, like STEVE SMITH with Slanted eyes.
Is that racist? It seems like that would be racist.
Lacist! Lacist!
/Probably
Bring ’em on, especially the ladies !
Pumpkin spice beers –The worst seasonal beer or … well, there isnt another option.
X-mas ales with the cherries are an affront to god.
Really?
Then I will see you in Hell.
What the hell is up with formatting?
You’re going to have to be more specific
Okay, seems fine in landscape on my phone, but portrait is awful.
Something in WordPress broke and it’s unfixable like the navigation buttons.
Seems fine to me ?♂️
To answer your question from the dedthred, spice was discovered pre-Butlerian Jihad when computers were used for FTL navigation. The Spacing Guild was the first group to discover that it’s mental boosting abilities could be used to substitute for that, but they kept that function a secret and told the Emperor that it was an antiagathic and that they should have a monopoly on it and they wouldn’t let the other houses have it.
It’s possible that the Guild’s “discovery” of this was actually the Bene Gesserit’s doing.
But no one just…kept using their computers for FTL?
That required another plot contrivance.
Butlerian. Jihad.
In the Dune setting, they take their jihads very seriously.
And the enemy house are just like ‘cool, we’ll stop using computers, even though you’re our enemy’?
It’s more of a ‘cool, we’ll give this one group a monopoly over faster than light travel and trust they won’t abuse it’
Openly violating the Great Prohibition meant anyone else could genocide you and take your stuff.
“No computers” is part of the Dune setting. Like Jedi in Star Wars or Epstein Drives in The Expanse.
https://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/2021/10/13/oregon-worker-relief-fund-offers-financial-help-second-check-undocumented-workers-covid-19-pandemic/8439893002/
Yay. More tax dollars funneled to illegal aliens. And they aren’t Oregonians.
Now that illegal immigrants are officially known as “undocumented workers”, what will be the proper term for US citizens who want to work but don’t have the Covid vaccine passport? Are they not also literally undocumented workers?
Or what about US citizens who don’t want to be tracked and pay taxes?
“The enemy”.
I’m an undocumented super-stud.
lol
Domestic Terrorists
Belated comment on the dead thread about the Chicago RINO being surprised he’s being redistricted out by the lege:
I once worked for the most RINO-y Republican ever, in that he had no political convictions, just a desire to be universally loved. He kept being surprised that his “friends” across the aisles tried very hard to get him fired every election.
Wow. I can’t imagine anything more pathetic than a politician who thinks that he has friends. Did this dude cry in public a lot?
Wow! 4.5/5 is a rare high rating for Sharpy!
I appreciate how you(sharpy) don’t overuse 4 and higher ratings so that when you do, it is remarkable.
Like giving perfect 10s at the Olympics should be very rare indeed.
Everyone should get a 10, as long as they tried.
One of the things that ticks me off about customer service surveys is how anything other than a perfect 10 is considered failure. So the sales people and customer service people coach you to give them a perfect score on everything.
QA doesn’t work that way. Anything over 85% should be suspect, but the idiots who read the survey results want to act like their people and processes have utterly failed, and they make compensation and retention decisions based on their faulty understanding of how scores are supposed to work. 100% FTQ all the time is a lie and if you see numbers like that your BS detector should be lit up like Tokyo in mid 1945.
Let me introduce you to net promoter scores…
Automobile dealerships are the biggest offenders. It’s the manufacturers that are to blame as they pay them customer satisfaction.
For the dealers that I actually liked my solution to this was to refuse to answer any surveys. Non responses neither count for or against them.
I’m usually pretty happy with the level of service I get at the dealership, and will play the survey game 10s.
I feel like that just keeps the game going. The manufacturers are completely aware that customers are coached.
Well, if it keeps the dealership on their toes, is it really a bad thing?
If they do me wrong, and don’t make it right, I can tell on them.
At which point, if they want to be an asshole, they can simply decline to work on your car.
Source – family member that owned an automobile dealership and did just that with problem customers.
I never answer those things. And that is a good reason why, even if it wasn’t front in my mind.
Not something I can pull off.
Well, akshually I don’t have a weak chin, but done and done.
It’s supposed to be a *disguise.*
It only works as a disguise if you can pull it off. Which leaves me with Red Headed Kevin Smith or The Blob with a beard.
This could be a game changer,
https://spectrum.ieee.org/recycled-batteries-good-as-newly-mined
“I’ll get the catalytic converter, you get the battery”
“Hey Dumbo, electric cars only have one and not the other”
“C’mon, man, good help is hard to find”
“I’ll get the catalytic converter, you get the battery”
Let’s call the whole thing off….
Does anyone have the link to where the Dr Rogan shirt can be purchased?
Right here.
https://bringammo.com/products/dr-rogans-original-ivermect-n-the-cure-for-fake-news-parody
Thank you!
Sqeeeee!!!
https://youtu.be/jpAphcaVJIs
New Fall of Civilizations vid is up.
Dammit, I just finished listening to the audio only version of that one the other day. I had given up on waiting for the video.
Yay! thanks!
I thought that was going to be some game footage or something.
Last night I drank some New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Atomic Pumpkin.
I didn’t look closely at the packaging, so it wasn’t until I actually started drinking it that I realized it’s got habanero in it. Which is… fine I guess, but I wasn’t really prepared or in the mood for spicy beer.
I think I reveiwed that one a couple years back. I had the same reaction because I didn’t realize there was habanero either.
Excellent, my favorite hobby, dogging other people’s beer choices!
‘Imperial’ in beer-speak translates to ‘pour it into the drip tray.’ Combine that with the evil that is pumpkin spice and the endorsement from STEVE SMITH? I’m running away screaming.
Bitchy aside note, I made the mistake of picking up a bottle of local (Virginia) wine last night. I’m now DDG’ing ‘How to make vinegar out of shitty wine’, since the work appears to be half-done already…
I’ll tell you what kind of vinegar you get from shitty wine – shitty vinegar. Just throw it away.
JI gets it. Toss that swill.
Save it for a fruit-fly trap, or if white, for getting out red-wine stains.
Make Mine Virginia Wine
Clearly you didn’t purchase Barboursville. I’m guessing something like Loudoun Valley.
Now with extra STEVE SMITH in every bottle.
The wife went on a “let’s make vinegar” trip a couple years ago. The short answer, don’t. Your whole house will stink of cheap salad dressing.
Blech! HATE the smell of vinegar! I’d rather delime the coffeemaker with the expensive stuff than brew up a pot of hot vinegar! ?
Lol.
I just got a call from a guy who was spitting mad that the LGS was charging more than MSRP. The rival LGS says they’d charge less than that… but they don’t have it in stock, don’t know when they’ll get it in stock, and won’t take orders for it.
Supply and demand, how does it work?
“The butcher shop down the street has a sale on hamburger, 1/2 off.”
“So, buy from him”
“Well, he’s out right now”
/My step father’s favorite supply and demand explanation
Latter-Gay Saints?
Libertarian Grocery Store.
I’d buy that for a dollar.
Lesbian Goon Squad?
Just stumbled across this: Schmaltz Brewing is closing up shop.
Meh. I tried to be a fan.
People found them too sentimental and sappy.
Meh, I thought their stuff tasted like chicken fat.
My exercise today was three hours of filling holes and raking leaves at the dog park.
Lily is napping now.
So you got to know the lady you met there quite a bit better, is what you’re saying?
‘know’ in the
biblicalglibs sense (staring despondently)#4 Reddit stock trader:
Just dress up like a monkey, bitch about hedge funds, and shout, “YOLO”!
I don’t know if I’ve actually seen somebody use YOLO.
When I started posting in Internet fora at the end of the last century, the blowhards would all write “Molon labe” — in Greek if they were particular blowhards.
A decade or so ago, the blowhards changed to “Deus vult”.
Nowadays, they’re quoting from Kipling’s Gods of the Copybook Headings.
I voted for Kanye in 2020. YOLO, motherfucker.
He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the tits.
https://archive.is/ecAev
Silicone Saturday.
Coming soon to the U S of A.
Canadian pastor defiant as judge orders him to parrot ‘medical experts’ from pulpit: ‘I will not obey’
These words do not mean what the judges thinks they mean.
“…And Adam Germain is a fascist who will imprison you if you refuse to parrot his nonsense. “
Yes, words to that effect need to be added. Make it very clear that the statement is being made under duress and that it is anything but free speech.
Sadly, Canada has a long history of this kind of thing.
Wow.
“Fuck off” to the highest extent.
Doesn’t sound very free-speechy to me.
This is the most amazing virus ever. It’s stopped by a piece of cheap fabric worn on the face, it mostly just infects people who think bad thoughts and misbehave, and now it can determine the validity of religions!
Is there anything it can’t do?
It’s sentient!
It slices! It dices!
This was the day I look outside and my lawn is bright sunshine yellow.
Time for mulching!
Yesterday was the day we looked outside and our lawn was bright snowy white.
Time for shoveling!
First frost this morning, summer is over.
I almost had to put on long pants this morning… It’s practically winter here! ?
On that subject, apparently it’s some round numbered anniversary of Anita Hill’s testimony.
-1 coke can
Weird accusation, even if hypothetically as a joke.
Happy Saturday, Glibronis and Glibladies. How’s things looking for the supply chain? I just got notified that my bi-monthly order of beef jerky has been delayed/cancelled. Should I be worried? Is this work of evil hoarders and preppers?
I finally convinced my wife to stock up on *gasp* canned vegetables. The kind we have not bought since we moved into the middle class.
*peruses Animal posts*
Serious question: is this something to honestly be worried about? Do I need to go stock up on canned green beans and Campbells Chicken Gumbo?
…and Buschhhhhhhhh Light?
I didn’t see anything amiss at the supermarket this morning. Of course, by the time I do, it’s probably already too late.
Yes, Soup, stews, Dry goods and BEEEEER!!
/Prepper Cans!
Yes, must buy beer. How long does bottled beer last? It’s not like it lasts around here, but if I buy for another shut down that turns into an Aussie police-state thing….
Buy more ammo.
*waves*
I prepped a bit last year during my time off because I did not know Xiden would be installed. I expected a bit of temporary spillover unrest from a Trump victory so I bought some prepper foods, and brought home all the bottled water from the cancelled work fundraisers. The water has since “expired” and we are slowly eating up the dry goods and soups even though are BB until 2022. We are using the water on plants and such.
The way things are going, I can see shit getting real in a matter of days. The evil is palpable. I don’t think we’ll have a real problem until 2022, but it doesn’t hurt to be prepared. My hope is that we’ll have a good laugh as we donate cans of corn and peas to a church or food bank and I empty my ammo at the range.
Yeah….speaking of which. How long does that stuff legitimately survive safely? I think we had a discussion about expiring food last year.
I have a lot of dried beans, pasta, pasta sauce (canned), peanut butter and applesauce that I bought last year. To be honest…I’m not certain how safe it is given that even though it was in plastic containers most of the time since last year – up till this summer – and my garage where I keep it has been pretty warm/humid….
Don’t really have a “cool”/”dry” place to keep stuff indefinitely here in VA along the Potomac river.
Can never have too much cream of chicken soup.
Well I did buy three cans of Chunky Creamy Chicken and Dumplings.
Can never have too much cream of
chickensoup.Annual sale. Progresso for $1.25/can 2 weeks ago, Campbell’s Chunky for $1.00 this week. Got two hundred, about a year’s worth of lunch.
Check out Andy Warhol over here.
Don’t worry, you’ll get them sometime between tomorrow and 6 weeks from now if it’s anything like the simple brass bars I order for work. You can go 6 weeks without critical supplies, can’t you? It’s just simple planning with zero information. What’s the problem?
Only Jeff Bezos knows when delivery happens, that and the Caesarean doctor.
“We ain’t the post office”
It’s still in that weird spotty situation. Most stuff still seems to be in the stores, but with weird outages. I can say that there appears to be no discernible downtick in long haul truckers on the interstates, but that doesn’t mean all that much.
weird outages
^THIS^
What, no bananas or tomatoes? Two weeks ago.
Last week, no decent crackers? Where the eff is the sliced roast beef for my sammy?
I checked the TP aisle. It was fine.
*shrugs*
My afternoon snort
https://www.glibertarians.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/20211016_150057.jpg
Some just sent me this.
Looks healthy and refreshing. Prosit!
We’re going to check out a local wine bar owned by one of my co-worker’s friends in a bit.
Meant for KK.
Infinite scrolling page… can’t tell what you’re referncing.
It should be the first one. It’s in the link title.
Well, I just said goodbye to the Cali house. Left the keys inside with the keypad code sent to the realtor. (And acknowledged.)
We are making our “most Californian of escapes” in the Tesla. We’re just east of LA toward San Bernardino and getting reminded of why we are leaving this God-forsaken state.
Fortunately the car takes away some of the stress of stop and go interstate traffic.
Happy trails!
Until we meet again!
The Tesla has hilariously dialed up “Hotel California” as we attempt to check out…
+1 you can never leave.
Best wishes! Hopefully you won’t need to roll the windows down because of “bud” man.
Safe travels.
We escaped in 1994, then somehow ended up on Jersey a few years later. Learn from my mistakes.
You must be a fan of high taxes.
Safe travels!
Thanks for the well wishes! So far so good.
Even the cat is pretty chill.
Lounging below the AC vent?
Nah, in the back seat in a large carrier. He only meows when there is a particularly “twangy” guitar sound in the music
So your cat sings country music?
Don’t get lost in Pahrump. Get oriented from the casino and you’ll be OK.
Good luck
“You’re over the hump to Pahrump”
Or the nudie booty…both good landmarks to find your way home.
I’m happy for you, hke! Pursue you passion and be just touch more free. Good for you!
Music to Leave California By:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AR8lWlIc7s
https://nypost.com/2021/10/16/was-worlds-first-fatal-nuclear-explosion-sparked-by-a-love-triangle/
1961? Pretty sure this was not the world’s first fatal nuclear explosion.
There will be a cold open on tonight’s Zoom!
Add more coals to the grill!
Oooooh, cool. Thanks.
I will be guest hosting GlibZoom again tonight.
Time: Oct 16, 2021 08:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)
Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/8696035120
/kicks rocks
I have to be up in 3 hours to work, and Jugsy is already feeling poorly from #2 Moderna shot received earlier.
Tomorrow morning’s links, today.
https://nypost.com/2021/10/16/tiktoks-old-jewish-men-demand-cheap-lox-places-to-pee-in-nyc/
I don’t get it.
Is this something the kids find interesting these days?
Rereading one of my works in hopes of writing some more. Stumbled onto this line of narration.
Felt apropos…
I did a racism
https://pasteboard.co/6XdCbxwKjw8e.jpg
How did he lose his arm?
Firewater, probably
Is he missing an arm?
Just passed the March Air Museum. Pretty cool looking!
https://www.marchfield.org/
I prefer February air.
An awesome visit, lifetime memories here,
YouTube has the complete Norm TV series. Been watching it in order – very funny for a sitcom.
Them’s mean streets for a wiener dog in a cardigan.
Have some disgusting propaganda.
He fucking stated his reasons, you r-tard. It’s not his fault that jackboot thugs like you can’t understand them.
Of course the torrential rain comes on the day my box of boxes of kleenex gets delivered.
Thankfully, it wasn’t sitting in a puddle and I don’t think it soaked through the outermost layer of cardboard.
Worst case scenario…papier-mache Warhammer figures, anyone??
LMAO! Touche!
It won’t come to that. I unpacked the main box and restocked the shelves. The water didn’t reach the inside.
??
Went to play some disc today, first tee shot, hit a tree, (it happens a lot) and skipped into the fifth Basket for a rare Black Ace. Which is to say I tee’d off on #1, and Aced into #5,
I love this game, it makes me laugh,
Lolol!
It was funny, however, on #4 I skip aced through the chains, Dammit!
/No Ace!
“a rare Black Ace”
Sounds racist to me.
ACE =? Alotta Cussing Everywhere?
Ace = Hole in one, OTOH a Black Ace is just funny, meaningless and hilarious.
Folks, I have to interrupt, sorry, but there’s important breaking news! Shelter in place, immediately. There is an insurrection underway! Our democracy is being threatened! I am breathlessly awaiting the CNN coverage!
Insurrection!
Make all the indigenous folks turn in their pick-ups first, not negotiable.
Don’t be silly – protected class. Only middle class whites and *checks wristband* Asians need to make sacrifices.
That’s different! These are just spirited young people trying to save the planet.
Something about this is different from Jan 6. Let’s see…
“multiple cops and security’ injured”. Hmm, doesn’t sound like Jan 6.
No report of LEO firing into a crowd. They used tasers and batons instead. That’s different.
“…scenes reminiscent of Jan. 6 Capitol riots…”
Or maybe the Jan 6 riots were reminiscent of all the left wing protests over the decades.
Pumpkin Spice Yeti?
STEVE SMITH NO LIKE HIPSTER JUICE, RAPE PUMPKIN SPICE YETI FIRST!
that ain’t hipster juice, they don’t drink Stouts,
/Pussies
Let me tell ya’ll something about Yusef. When Yusef is right, he’s right.
https://www.rt.com/usa/537637-supply-chain-covid-unvaccinated-biden/
“The deputy secretary at the US Treasury has put Americans on notice that the only way to end the plague of empty shelves around the country is for every resident to be vaccinated. The frank warning came off as a threat to many.”
Lol, get fucked. Retard.
“Tune in next week for another episode of Non Sequitur Theater.”
The only way to fix it is to start filling lampposts.
The state of Michigan has seen fit to provide me with SNAP, i.e. food stamps, which is totally cool, but they keep giving me more and more. It seems every time i buy food and check my balance it goes up, no kidding, so I’m prepping with it, there’s your food shortages,
If I have to dig into my backlog of TP from last year in order to stand up to Biden’s threats of shutting down the economy, I will.
Fuck these people.
/Regular like me,
Russian disinformation. Says so right in the name of the web site.
I trust Putin more than Biden.
What the *bleep*? Is this box in FL or CT?
Wut?
I don’t think it’s possible for it to get from Jacksonville to Windsor Locks in 90 minutes. I’m going to guess it’s in FL.
Hypersonic Chinese missile?
“Scotty, the transporter is acting up again.”
I started buying spices that don’t grow here, Curry, Vanilla, etc. canned goods for certain, lots of protein packed foods, bags of sugar and flour, 10 lb. at a time, and Iodozed salt, even though Morton is still here, I have just begun,
I should by at least get some canned veggies, at least for the initial breakdown, we have a lot of farming and fresh produce up here, but there may be some, timing issues?
Same thing with meat, it’s everywhere up here, but some won’t/can’t hunt, so canned and dried meat becomes valuable, Fishing will become a great source of meat, and we won’t run out of them anytime soon, so fishing gear and some local knowledge is also a great skill to have.
I have 10 lbs of salt. Wife always asks me…why are you buying that all the time? “For trade if need be, to preserve food if otherwise”
Yep, and i’ll buy more, preservative!
Or for snow (not you, OBE).
Re prepping generally, these things don’t last forever: Flour goes rancid, canned tomatoes get bulgy (botulism!) and leaky, dried beans get hard. OTOH, y’all like honey?
At the supercharger station in Barstow.
Took the car out of the carrier on his leash. He is NOT happy. He’d have bolted if he didn’t have the harness on.
So I put him back in the carrier and turned the climate control back on in the car.
35 minutes to get 300 miles back on the car. Not bad, since there is a Chili’s restaurant right here, but I don’t want to leave the kitteh alone!
I wondered about charging stations along the way, Yay Barstow,
Yeah Tesla (I think?) put in one in Barstow and Baker
Makes perfect sense, ya know?
Don’t leave the cat alone. Or you’ll be the basis of his next country song.
“My Human Left me In Barstow”
Or Tesla Horror Theatre,
Lol. I’ve been checking on him every 15 minutes and offered water and food.
We only have about 2:30 hrs to drive when we are charged up.
Also, how much does it cost for those 300 hundred miles of charge? It costs me about 51$ to drag my van that far,
just curious,
Curious seeing all the alternative media sites running opinion pieces that are some form of ‘there won’t be a Civil War but…’ or ‘no national divorce will happen…’
Just thought odd seeing them.
They are just poking, thinking We are stupid,
/Resist
Yup. The Overton window shifted.
Most of the “Constitutional Conservatives” have been fully black pilled. They’re starting to talk about the inevitability of conflict.
But our 16th prez said we couldn’t, speaking of cat lovers.
More propaganda from NYC’s “conservative” newspaper.
Love the scare-quotes.
YouTube recently yanked the Children Health Defense’s channel, saying it was cracking down on content with false claims about vaccines.
Interesting YouTube and Twitter did nothing to stop the NYTs and their recent misinformation that eleventy-billion kids are sick with COVID
YouTube, Twitter, and the like are the government-approved version of the “somebody said something wrong on the internet” guy living in mom’s basement.
Sophie, my Catdogbear loves the belly rubs,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/xs3WoLh8hMPCKZoZ9
Did he/she bounce?
/Curious
Some cats like that, until they don’t and then they let you know it and blood is usually involved.
Notice my hand drawing back, oh yeah, she bites,
It’s like some of them like baths, really, until one day … rrrrrrrrr!!!!!! yeah, I get all of that cat stuff. Cats be like cats.