You can move around to pass him, dumbass.

How the Steelers beat the Ravens is beyond me. But it’s hilarious.  elsewhere in the NFL, the Cards looked good as new, the Bucs are getting it together. the Bungles are ass again, and the Detroit Lions won a game. Across the pond, Chelsea lost to West Ham while Liverpool and Man City won, so there was a bit of a shuffle at the top of the table. Everton play today as they try to avoid the drop zone. And in Saudi Arabia, there was a wild F1 race yesterday that resulted in the top two drivers being tied going into the season finale next week. And that’s sports.

Buckler

The father of modern magic, Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin, was born on this day. He shares it with poet (and dude) Joyce Kilmer, lyricist Ira Gershwin, actress Agnes Moorehead, boxer James J Braddock, quarterback Otto Graham, infielder Larry Bowa, underrated drummer Rick Buckler, handsy governor (who also resigned a shitload of people to death) Andrew Cuomo, filmmaker Judd Apatow, pitcher Jose Contreras, Aussie softball player Natalie Titcume, tennis player CoCo Vandeweghe, and basketball player Giannis Antetokounmpo.

Right now on to…the links!

That’s one way to do it, I guess. But with remote working, it’s not too hard to track employee work rates in a job like that. So I’d be willing to bet they have it documented that the employees weren’t putting the time in.  Also, it’s not as if his management style was a secret.

Adios, dickhead.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see what’s in the report. And we need to hear his accuser. After all, that’s what he would have done were it a political opponent of his, right?

He should have just taken the L. The prosecution’s case was pretty comprehensive. I have no idea why he didn’t just pay the fine and then cry to a supportive media about bullying or something.

Does this mean “women and children hardest hit”? Or does it just mean men are out in public more because they are more likely to have a job that has them out in public more? Or does it simply mean men have larger lungs and a more powerful diaphragm than women or kids, causing them to expel more of everything they take into their lungs? Or does it mean absolutely nothing?

Look, ma. Twins!

“Move along. Nothing to see here.” -Jen Psaki. Sure thing, Jen.  Sure thing.

I’ve got a bigger question: why the fuck was the university doing the investigation rather than the police department? But since it was, is the accused not allowed to make their case? Because that’s all it sounds like this guy was doing.

I think we can all guess how this will go. You get more of what you reward, government. Have fun with the flood of people wanting more free shit.

“All your homes are belong to us.” Fuck you, Hawaii. Maybe end your idiotic zoning if you want the prices of homes to go down.

Another domino (officially) falls. I just hope they bring the jobs with them and not the idiotic politics that have ruined the state they’re fleeing.

Let’s get the week started a little funky. Hell yeah. Enjoy it.

And enjoy this Monday, dear friends!